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Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP09 Sep 2025 5:20 p.m. PST

"Even when the discussion turns to dreadful dramas, there must be some standards…."


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Which you do add from this last five years?


Armand

SBminisguy09 Sep 2025 8:30 p.m. PST

He says Waterloo (1970) is one of the worst war movies ever made? Is he mental?

Perris0707 Supporting Member of TMP09 Sep 2025 8:54 p.m. PST

Clearly, he hasn't seen Napoleon by Sir Ridley.

Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian09 Sep 2025 9:15 p.m. PST

Clearly, he hasn't seen Nazi Overlord! TMP link

Dadster Supporting Member of TMP09 Sep 2025 9:43 p.m. PST

Nor has he seen Firebase Gloria with Ermey…

Really, really bad….

Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP09 Sep 2025 10:04 p.m. PST

There are so many bad ones! Who shall choose?

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP10 Sep 2025 2:28 a.m. PST

This would make a good multi day poll.

forrester10 Sep 2025 2:42 a.m. PST

Troy is mythology, and Gone with the Wind [I understand, not seen it] is a romance/adventure set in the ACW so not sure either should count.

I fainted dead away at the comments on Waterloo.
Yes it inevitably cuts corners and the focus is on Wellington v Napoleon-unless you want a ten hour film- and Im surprised it could be considered boring.

Next time lets have that ravine Victor Hugo says the French cavalry fell down.

John Armatys10 Sep 2025 3:26 a.m. PST

"Waterloo" is one of my favourites…..

skedaddle Supporting Member of TMP10 Sep 2025 4:46 a.m. PST

No mention of The Thin Red Line? what a stinker!!

Frederick Supporting Member of TMP10 Sep 2025 5:36 a.m. PST

See what comes of straying outside of your wheelhouse

Maybe international affairs specialists are not the most astute movie critics

Gone with the Wind was about relationships, not the Civil War – it just happened to be set there

And I agree – quite liked Waterloo 1970

I also agree that The Thin Red Line stank – along with some of the others cited!

SBminisguy10 Sep 2025 7:40 a.m. PST

Perris0707 – Yes, Napoleon by Sir Ridley was a bizarre movie, an utter waste…I could only think of this meme as my friends and I watched that dumpster fire of a film.

Choctaw10 Sep 2025 8:52 a.m. PST

I like John Wayne but The Green Berets and his version of the Alamo are really difficult to digest.

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP10 Sep 2025 9:41 a.m. PST

His take on "Troy"

Obviously someone thought it would be a great idea to take a decade of epic conflict, compress the timeline to a few weeks, and tell it all in a mind-numbing 2 hours and 43 minutes of celluloid (Director's cut: 3 hours, 16 minutes). They were wrong.

The Iliad only takes a few weeks. 🙄
"I sing of the wrath of Achilles…" That's what it's about.

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP10 Sep 2025 9:48 a.m. PST

Forget "MacArthur".
What about "Inchon", with Lord Larry Olivier?
It raised the bar on "awful". The action scenes were great, but the acting? Some appalled critic asked why he would make such a terrible film, and he replied "For the money, Dear Boy. For the money!" The Reverend Moon certainly spared no Pennies!

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP10 Sep 2025 12:12 p.m. PST

I liked Troy, the way it created the myths was fun.

Waterloo at least has good battle scenes.

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP10 Sep 2025 4:19 p.m. PST

Thanks


Armand

Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP10 Sep 2025 7:42 p.m. PST

Alexander.

The Patriot.

Revolution.

TimePortal10 Sep 2025 8:37 p.m. PST

The COMBAT special collection of 50 movies has many movies to by for this list.
Got mine at Walmart.

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP11 Sep 2025 3:50 a.m. PST

The Patriot.

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP11 Sep 2025 4:20 a.m. PST

I thought about being an extra in that – but the daily rate didn't cover the train fare

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP11 Sep 2025 4:25 a.m. PST

Sorry – I was thinking of Revolution.

Also not a great film

GildasFacit Sponsoring Member of TMP11 Sep 2025 5:42 a.m. PST

Some of his comments show that he isn't that much of an expert in military history either – never mind being a useless film critic.

OSCS7411 Sep 2025 6:26 a.m. PST

Are Sword and Sandal muscle movies considered war movies? Lots of war scenes in them.

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP11 Sep 2025 6:28 a.m. PST

As Hyman Roth explains, "It's the world we live in, Michael."
Anybody can be a content creator. They can also fake their credentials. They don't have to be an expert on anything, really.
Then, they give their article a clickbait title and it gets picked up and distributed by people who think they're doing a service. 🙄

Gone are the days of Siskel, Ebert, Maislin, etc who had actual jobs reviewing movies for actual major newspapers.
Now, any ignorant slob can review movies and put them out.

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP11 Sep 2025 4:36 p.m. PST

Thanks also…

Armand

Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP11 Sep 2025 10:58 p.m. PST

I forgot to list Braveheart, if that counts. Awful history. Wallace deserved a more honest and accurate film. Oh and definitely "300". More fantasy than history.

SBminisguy12 Sep 2025 9:07 a.m. PST

"300" is an over the top graphic novel brought to life, glorious fun and never attempts to be "actual" history.

Zephyr112 Sep 2025 2:41 p.m. PST

"The COMBAT special collection of 50 movies has many movies to by for this list.
Got mine at Walmart."

I found that set for a buck in my library's thrift store. One disc into it, and so far "This Is The Army" is the worst (WW2 musical drag show? What the…?)
;-)

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