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Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian04 Jul 2023 4:17 p.m. PST

I just wonder about some of these low-grade emails I get. Here is a recent one:

Dear editor@…,

Looking to get better ranking for your website fdicanadaforum.com on the search engines ? Let DPIseoPlus(Miami, FL) unique approach to custom content help you raise your profile…

Why do they think I'm associated with a Canadian financial forum??? (And this isn't the first email they've sent me.)

Do they really get results when they can't even get the prospective customer's website right?

14Bore04 Jul 2023 7:01 p.m. PST

I signed up to read some PDF academic papers and getting bombarded daily now
Are you xxx mentioned in scientific paper bla bla bla?

Gozerius04 Jul 2023 9:38 p.m. PST

Dang. I just get hit on by chicks I've never met who were impressed by my (nonexistant) Farcebook profile.

cavcrazy05 Jul 2023 6:17 a.m. PST

I'm busy trying to figure out how to send an African prince $10,000 USD dollars so he can send me back $20,000,000 USD because I'm the only person he can trust!

Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP05 Jul 2023 10:30 a.m. PST

"I'm busy trying to figure out how to send an African prince $10,000 USD USD dollars so he can send me back $20,000,000 USD USD because I'm the only person he can trust!"

Please contact your local Bongolesian International Financial Affairs Officer for this. Bongolesia is well known for handling other people's money in their best interests….

Stryderg Supporting Member of TMP05 Jul 2023 1:50 p.m. PST

When you send out a bazillion emails, somebody is going to click the link or send you a check.

Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian05 Jul 2023 2:47 p.m. PST

I also get bogus emails warning me that my TMP email account is over the limit, and I need to click on some link or my account will be closed. grin

Ed Mohrmann06 Jul 2023 9:18 a.m. PST

That's in interesting Bill. I receive the same notifications
about my Cloud account, stating that I'll lose all my
photo's, important documents and so on.

Most interesting since I DO NOT have a Cloud account…

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP06 Jul 2023 5:53 p.m. PST

When you send out a bazillion emails, somebody is going to click the link or send you a check.

Phishing emails are crafted to require a significant lack of savvy to get reeled in. The more naïve you are about such things, the greater probability you will be able to be sucked into a follow up con or two … and the greater probability you will be embarrassed or otherwise unwilling to report the crime, thus the less the good guys know about the bad guys.

Spear phishing (not this) is pretty much the opposite.

14Bore08 Jul 2023 8:03 a.m. PST

I am told by other useless emails I have close to 700 mentions on other academic papers

Personal logo Old Contemptible Supporting Member of TMP09 Jul 2023 1:21 a.m. PST
Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP16 Jul 2023 9:11 a.m. PST

Stupid emails are the collateral damage of the internet. Like a crank phone call or drive-by shooting. These troglodytes like many humans(?) turn a good think rife will trolls, Bleeped text Bleeped text Bleeped text Bleeped text Bleeped text, etc.

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