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Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP22 Apr 2018 10:50 a.m. PST

Ever heard that crazy claim before?

I guess that maybe, for some people, that's easier to believe than the alternatives.

Funny how Giorgio Tsoukalos (Ancient Aliens guy) never touches on claims of Alien manipulation today even though, according to him, they have manipulated and interfered with human affairs throughout the rest of history.

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NOLA Chris22 Apr 2018 11:25 a.m. PST

I hope they start SOON!
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somebody needs to, as sadly, "they" won't let me be in control…

Chris

skippy0001 Supporting Member of TMP22 Apr 2018 11:40 a.m. PST

Aliens won't talk to us or control and conquer us. We're too popular as reality programming for the Galactic Starnet.

Jeigheff Inactive Member22 Apr 2018 11:51 a.m. PST

From Jack Handey's "Deepest Thoughts":

Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of life, because we're not ready. But maybe they'll change their tune after a little torture.

Winston Smith Supporting Member of TMP22 Apr 2018 12:02 p.m. PST

We're all starting in a bad sitcom showing on Nibiru.
It's a mashup of Designated Survivor, Homeland, West Wing and Hee Haw.
With dance numbers and self indulgent ukulele solos.
Starting Eva Gabor and Eddie Albert.

zoneofcontrol Inactive Member22 Apr 2018 2:58 p.m. PST

"Are Aliens Really Manipulating Earth Politics?"

Possibly. I believe Giorgio's hair is being held up by hanging chads.

TNE230022 Apr 2018 3:30 p.m. PST

Been doing it for quite a while now

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Zephyr122 Apr 2018 3:43 p.m. PST

"Mr. Tsoukalos, can you show us on this doll where the Aliens touched you?"

"They started here, and…"

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Oberlindes Sol LIC22 Apr 2018 5:46 p.m. PST

Could it be that Giorgio Tsoukalos is actually helping humanity become psychologically prepared for official contact with extraterrestrials?

Astronaut theorists say yes, and point to the fact that Mr. Tsoukalos never discusses manipulation of current events by extraterrestrials. If Mr. Tsoukalos were to disclose such manipulation, astronaut theorists argue, people might come to see aliens in a negative light, rather than associating them with his enthusiastic, warm, and goofy persona.

Personal logo Bowman Supporting Member of TMP22 Apr 2018 5:50 p.m. PST

Two words:

David Icke

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Reptilian aliens from the Draco constellation are interbreeding withs Earth's elite to form a hybrid power group known as the Illuminati. Sure…….makes sense.

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP22 Apr 2018 6:52 p.m. PST

Bowman

David Icke? Is that guy for real?

He looks a little bit familiar though. Perhaps something from a meme. Unbelievable.

Dan
PS. Or maybe I'M just a reptilian from the tropics, and I simply have a natural dislike of him? :)
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Zephyr122 Apr 2018 8:13 p.m. PST

"Reptilian aliens from the Draco constellation are interbreeding withs Earth's elite to form a hybrid power group known as the Illuminati. Sure…….makes sense."

Reptilians sleeping with politicians, or vice versa. I don't know which group has the lower standards… ;-)

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP22 Apr 2018 8:19 p.m. PST

Lol. The politicians clearly married up. The reptilians are the ones taking a big hit "for the team".

Dan
PS. Looks like the enslavement of puny mammalian humans had a very early start back in Mesopotamia and Egypt:

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JimSelzer Supporting Member of TMP22 Apr 2018 8:33 p.m. PST

Giorgio Tsoukalos shares Londo Mollari's hairdresser

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP22 Apr 2018 8:34 p.m. PST

Indeed!!!

Dan

Walking Sailor22 Apr 2018 9:22 p.m. PST

Indeed!!!
I think he has a family resemblance to Vir Cotto. link

tnjrp22 Apr 2018 11:51 p.m. PST

Betteridge's law.

Legion 423 Apr 2018 6:38 a.m. PST

This is all pretty much classified … or tinfoilhat

Puddinhead Johnson24 Apr 2018 4:28 a.m. PST

Yes.

Personal logo Ironwolf Supporting Member of TMP24 Apr 2018 9:18 p.m. PST

Giorgio Tsoukalos on alien meme's. lol

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GurKhan25 Apr 2018 6:08 a.m. PST

So if aliens are manipulating us, what are they trying to do? Stop the space race, to keep us isolated without the trouble of wiping us out? Or start a new Cold War in order to restart space rivalry and get us back out there? Save our civilization, or wreck it, or just somehow extract a profit from it?

Legion 425 Apr 2018 6:57 a.m. PST

Well as Bleeped texted up as many things are on the planet. If the aliens are involved they must be doing it just for the amusement. Just for the fun of it … evil grin

GurKhan25 Apr 2018 7:09 a.m. PST

Or maybe whatever they're trying to do, they're just not very good at it?

Legion 425 Apr 2018 2:40 p.m. PST

I'll go with that !

Lost Wolf27 Apr 2018 8:20 p.m. PST

Aliens breeding with politicians = Swamp Creatures.

Legion 428 Apr 2018 8:11 a.m. PST

huh? "The Horror … the horror …"

billclo29 Apr 2018 11:19 a.m. PST

Greg Bear did an interesting series on this premise, with some aliens called "Gurus" coming to Earth with new tech, but with a catch – the Gurus were being attacked by some other aliens and needed our help.

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Personal logo Bowman Supporting Member of TMP03 May 2018 3:26 p.m. PST

Betteridge's law.

Lol!

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP19 May 2018 3:51 p.m. PST

This scenario would be a bit scary to most people, except those in league with __________ ("them"):

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Legion 420 May 2018 7:42 a.m. PST

That blank space if filled with by certain identifiers, monikers, etc., could most certainly get one DH'd or worst !!!!! huh?

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP20 May 2018 10:46 a.m. PST

LOL. Dude, I was thinking extraterrestrials!

Dan

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP21 May 2018 6:35 a.m. PST

Nah, If you're capable of interstellar travel (or completely hiding your signature within our solar system), you would probably do a better job of it than we do.

Legion 421 May 2018 7:25 a.m. PST

Dan i ETs, NTIs, etc., or even "Earthers" … all have an opinion/agenda … evil grin

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP11 Jun 2018 8:27 a.m. PST

Legion 4

And … after we have disarmed ourselves, suddenly the only ones appearing on the ballot for Earth President will be Alien candidates.

Question:
Would you vote for Queen Ndnd for Earth President? :)

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Tom D111 Jun 2018 1:09 p.m. PST

I've recently been watching the reruns and I see now what great comic timing Eva Gabor had.

Legion 411 Jun 2018 3:25 p.m. PST

suddenly the only ones appearing on the ballot for Earth President will be Alien candidates.
I may have already happened … evil grin And no one noticed …

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