"Are Aliens Really Manipulating Earth Politics?" Topic

Ever heard that crazy claim before?

I guess that maybe, for some people, that's easier to believe than the alternatives.

Funny how Giorgio Tsoukalos (Ancient Aliens guy) never touches on claims of Alien manipulation today even though, according to him, they have manipulated and interfered with human affairs throughout the rest of history.

Dan
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I hope they start SOON!
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somebody needs to, as sadly, "they" won't let me be in control…

Chris

Aliens won't talk to us or control and conquer us. We're too popular as reality programming for the Galactic Starnet.

From Jack Handey's "Deepest Thoughts":

Higher beings from outer space may not want to tell us the secrets of life, because we're not ready. But maybe they'll change their tune after a little torture.

We're all starting in a bad sitcom showing on Nibiru.
It's a mashup of Designated Survivor, Homeland, West Wing and Hee Haw.
With dance numbers and self indulgent ukulele solos.
Starting Eva Gabor and Eddie Albert.

"Are Aliens Really Manipulating Earth Politics?"

Possibly. I believe Giorgio's hair is being held up by hanging chads.

Been doing it for quite a while now

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"Mr. Tsoukalos, can you show us on this doll where the Aliens touched you?"

"They started here, and…"

;-)

Could it be that Giorgio Tsoukalos is actually helping humanity become psychologically prepared for official contact with extraterrestrials?

Astronaut theorists say yes, and point to the fact that Mr. Tsoukalos never discusses manipulation of current events by extraterrestrials. If Mr. Tsoukalos were to disclose such manipulation, astronaut theorists argue, people might come to see aliens in a negative light, rather than associating them with his enthusiastic, warm, and goofy persona.

Two words:

David Icke

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Reptilian aliens from the Draco constellation are interbreeding withs Earth's elite to form a hybrid power group known as the Illuminati. Sure…….makes sense.

Bowman

David Icke? Is that guy for real?

He looks a little bit familiar though. Perhaps something from a meme. Unbelievable.

Dan
PS. Or maybe I'M just a reptilian from the tropics, and I simply have a natural dislike of him? :)
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Even so, I wouldn't ban him from a website just for being crazy:
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"Reptilian aliens from the Draco constellation are interbreeding withs Earth's elite to form a hybrid power group known as the Illuminati. Sure…….makes sense."

Reptilians sleeping with politicians, or vice versa. I don't know which group has the lower standards… ;-)

Lol. The politicians clearly married up. The reptilians are the ones taking a big hit "for the team".

Dan
PS. Looks like the enslavement of puny mammalian humans had a very early start back in Mesopotamia and Egypt:

Giorgio Tsoukalos shares Londo Mollari's hairdresser

Indeed!!!

Dan

Indeed!!!
I think he has a family resemblance to Vir Cotto. link

Betteridge's law.

This is all pretty much classified … or …

Yes.

Giorgio Tsoukalos on alien meme's. lol

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So if aliens are manipulating us, what are they trying to do? Stop the space race, to keep us isolated without the trouble of wiping us out? Or start a new Cold War in order to restart space rivalry and get us back out there? Save our civilization, or wreck it, or just somehow extract a profit from it?

Well as ed up as many things are on the planet. If the aliens are involved they must be doing it just for the amusement. Just for the fun of it …

Or maybe whatever they're trying to do, they're just not very good at it?

I'll go with that !

Aliens breeding with politicians = Swamp Creatures.

"The Horror … the horror …"

Greg Bear did an interesting series on this premise, with some aliens called "Gurus" coming to Earth with new tech, but with a catch – the Gurus were being attacked by some other aliens and needed our help.

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Betteridge's law.

Lol!

This scenario would be a bit scary to most people, except those in league with __________ ("them"):

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Dan

That blank space if filled with by certain identifiers, monikers, etc., could most certainly get one DH'd or worst !!!!!

LOL. Dude, I was thinking extraterrestrials!

Dan

Nah, If you're capable of interstellar travel (or completely hiding your signature within our solar system), you would probably do a better job of it than we do.

Dan i ETs, NTIs, etc., or even "Earthers" … all have an opinion/agenda …

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And … after we have disarmed ourselves, suddenly the only ones appearing on the ballot for Earth President will be Alien candidates.

Question:
Would you vote for Queen Ndnd for Earth President? :)

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I've recently been watching the reruns and I see now what great comic timing Eva Gabor had.

suddenly the only ones appearing on the ballot for Earth President will be Alien candidates.

I may have already happened … And no one noticed …