John the OFM | 10 Dec 2012 11:37 a.m. PST |
We played an Empire game on Saturday, suitably dumbed down for our crowd. WARNING: Nobody's head exploded, nor did any neck veins pop. I had a Spanish brigade (division?), with some truly atrocious troops. Like at Guilford Courthouse, I let them soak up the first onslaught of Froggies, and then withdrew them behind the Irish and Swiss. My DUB cavalry charged a French battery that was prolonging to get closer. My charge went nowhere, but it was fun actually pretending to be a dashing cavalry commander. THEN, a truly worthless skirmisher unit ACTUALLY SCREENED THE ARTILLERY! Wow! Tactical hint: If your troops suck, just stand there. Don't shoot if you have a poor chance of hitting anything because "they" will blow your pretty hats off on the return fire. Let him shoot at you (he might miss) and then return fire (you might hit!). It really frustrates and annoys superior forces. Best of all, when you have a truly wretched army, when you lose the game, it's not your fault! |
Sergeant Paper | 10 Dec 2012 11:45 a.m. PST |
This is why I played Soviets and Vietnamese and Palestinians* for years if they win, they won! but if they lose, so what? *My AK-47 Republic force is a 'mock-palestinian' organization, built using the Middle East supplement. While they do have armor (PT-76s and LVTP-5 amphibious transports) they are rubbish on the field, but they have always failed entertainingly
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ancientsgamer | 10 Dec 2012 11:56 a.m. PST |
Nobody expect the Spanish Inquisition! Being that Empire are touted as being uber detailed, where are the rules for the French getting excommunicated by the Spanish Inquisition?! |
vtsaogames | 10 Dec 2012 12:00 p.m. PST |
We've been fielding the Great War Ottoman Turks lately
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Caliban | 10 Dec 2012 12:47 p.m. PST |
Great stuff, this. In ancients, I've always fancied getting enough troops together to do at least one of the so-called "minor" armies, you know, the ones who almost always seem to fight for other people but also gave the big powers a bit of a headache. I'm a sucker for Thracians, Galatians, Spanish, Numidians and so on. I'm finally in the process of acquiring Spanish and Numidians and yes, if they lose I'll shrug and say "so what?". If they win I shall GLOAT!!! So there. Anyway, all four of the above-named outlasted Carthage against the Romans, so they can't be all bad
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138SquadronRAF | 10 Dec 2012 1:09 p.m. PST |
Why do you think I have a Napoleonic period Neaplitian army and am working on Spanish. |
Jeff Ewing | 10 Dec 2012 1:14 p.m. PST |
I particularly enjoy playing Bashi-Bazouks and late Chinese Imperials. |
Ken Portner | 10 Dec 2012 1:46 p.m. PST |
I enjoy being an inferior general
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Col Durnford | 10 Dec 2012 2:43 p.m. PST |
Give me a regiment of the Natal Native Contingent backed up with a rocket battery and I will advance off the nearest board edge. |
Bandit | 10 Dec 2012 2:53 p.m. PST |
I am in large agreement with all of this. Long odds do not only refer to numbers. Audacity. A man is not proven great should he not pass a great challenge. Cheers, The Bandit |
79thPA | 10 Dec 2012 4:45 p.m. PST |
I'd take a Spansih command over a French command any day of the week. |
NY Irish | 10 Dec 2012 7:35 p.m. PST |
I was going to make a comment about the Irish at home, but thought better of it. |
doc mcb | 10 Dec 2012 9:06 p.m. PST |
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Old Contemptibles | 10 Dec 2012 10:55 p.m. PST |
Now back to our show. I like playing the French in the FPW. If they lose well they are suppose to lose, but they fought bravely and with ้lan. But when they win, I never let the Germans forget it. I take tons of photographs post them everywhere and really rub it in. You are never suppose to win and when you lose, you lose with style. Which makes winning all the more sweeter. |
Virginia Tory | 11 Dec 2012 5:38 a.m. PST |
This is also part of the fun of playing the Rebels in AWI games, especially early war. Your army is clumsy, amateurish and while some units may be able to shoot, they'll run if charged. Managing all that, along with the egos of some of the generals can be fun. Rallynow: Re: Franco Prussian War, have you tried Bruce Weigle's rules? The French may have leadership problems, but they have a pretty good army--the Prussians can be surprised if they get careless. |
BlackWidowPilot | 11 Dec 2012 12:50 p.m. PST |
I've been playing underdog forces for over 30 years now by choice, especially 1940 French Army. My personal trick is that I game mainly on the tactical level up to brigade-sized engagements; the Early War French can give their opponents a VERY hard time even without armored support, and God help my opponents if I'm given access to a detachment of S35 or Char B1bis to use as a sledge hammer, or worse still for the other guys, a sited and hidden FO connected to the divisional artillery park
As the old American saying goes, it ain't the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog that counts! Leland R. Erickson Metal Express metal-express.net
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spontoon | 11 Dec 2012 4:56 p.m. PST |
Nothing syas " You're beaten!" than being beaten by an early Napoleonic Spanish army. Except perhaps by Neapolitans! |
palaeoemrus | 11 Dec 2012 8:53 p.m. PST |
I like to take "civilian" vehicles (including construction vehicles or even construction giant robots in the case of sci-fi) and bolt plates and guns to them to make them into technicals or improvised tactical vehicles. And it's not always in the context of insurgency, often it's just miners that are sick of dodging raiders or an impromptu poorly equipped militia waiting for their international aid checks to clear so they can purchase some real arms. Weld-monster Junk armies are neat. |
number4 | 11 Dec 2012 9:58 p.m. PST |
My VA and NC militia regiments stood and took the best Cornwallis and Tarleton could throw at them when we refought Camden last year. Even Granny Gates was impressed enough to stay on the field and watch :) |
Old Contemptibles | 12 Dec 2012 1:37 p.m. PST |
Virginia Troy, We do a lot of the early ACW scenarios, very rarely are the Rebels the underdog. Usually it's the Union that has issues.I own 1870 just for the information in it. We are very happy with TDFG. |
(I make fun of others) | 19 Dec 2012 2:29 p.m. PST |
Nothing syas " You're beaten!" than being beaten by an early Napoleonic Spanish army. Except perhaps by Neapolitans! Well actually, we once had a Neopolitan line infantry battalion stand up to an attack by the British Foot Guards, defeat them, and counterattack, sending the guards reeling. No, of course we didn't. |
Mithmee | 18 Jan 2013 7:37 p.m. PST |
The thing is even lousy troops could hit things when fired at in mass. So with what Empire gives them is not correct. The other thing is that lousy troops are far greater to decided that running away is something that should be done instead of just standing there and letting better class of troops shoot them. They should be able to hit something but will run after jsut taking a few hits onto the unit. |
Davout1972 | 30 Jan 2013 7:55 a.m. PST |
In the club I belonged to, it seemed like the best players always played the British or French, while inferior players just slugged along and became cannon fodder for the rest. Then, we hit upon an idea. After a battle, we graded the winners by what type of troops they played, versus the losers. Thus, if 1 player was spanking everyone with veteran troops, the next time he played conscript. Eventually the best players were playing with Dutch-Belgian or Spanish troops, while the inferior players were playing with French or British. The fun was the challenge it represented to play poor troops well, and maybe still pull off an embarrassing move against your superior opponents. Made you think harder, play troops you normally wouldn't play, and gave you a better appreciation of all the nationalities. I mean who really volunteers to play 1814 French against Blucher or Schwartzenberg? What fun it was for us all, and the novices hung around alot longer, finally convinced they had a fighting chance! |
TamsinP | 31 Jan 2013 6:08 a.m. PST |
With my abilities as a tabletop general and my usual abandonment by the dice gods, I'm pretty sure I could take an early/middle Imperial Roman or Alexandrian Macedonian army and they would be decidedly inferior. Rome would be just a small village in Italy, Macedon would be a collection of hovels somewhere in the Balkans, neither with an empire to speak of. |
VonBlucher | 01 Feb 2013 6:29 a.m. PST |
Inferior armies are more fun to play!! All you need is play to the strengths of your army, produce a good plan, and a proper offering to the dice gods. Besides you weren't expected to win, which puts allot more pressure on your opponents. It's more fun watching them sweat it out, while you're enjoying the moment. |
Inkpaduta | 01 Feb 2013 11:21 a.m. PST |
My soft spot has always been the Italians in WWII. |
138SquadronRAF | 02 Feb 2013 7:44 p.m. PST |
Nothing syas " You're beaten!" than being beaten by an early Napoleonic Spanish army. Except perhaps by Neapolitans! Over the years I've put on a number of battles in "The Other 1815 Campaign. The Neapolitans go up against the Austrians. The Neapolitans have done quite well. |
Edwulf | 03 Feb 2013 10:23 p.m. PST |
British and Austrians will always be my faves I'm afraid in Napoleonics. Neapolitans come in 3rd though. |
MadDrMark | 06 Feb 2013 4:00 a.m. PST |
I agree with almost all that has been said here, and it provides an illustration of why I prefer not to play point-based tournament-styles games. In such games, the inferior troops are padded out with numbers to 'balance' them against their veteran or elite opponent. Sometimes this is the case historically (a Chinese human wave against US Marines at Chosin, for example) but more often than not, historical matchups teach us that life's not fair. And that's OK. Rather than balance a scenario with a historically implausible Neapolitan wave, it's good to remember the courage of the Spanish armies who stood against superior numbers of Napoleonic French, or the ragged Continental army (briefly) staring down the British in Brooklyn. Sometimes victory can mean lasting two turns longer than anyone else thought possible. I certainly remember those wargaming experiences far more affectionately than I remember chasing down every last unit of a defeated foe. |
Old Contemptibles | 06 Feb 2013 11:32 a.m. PST |
Indeed, my mantra. The way you balance an uneven battle is not by using points, it's by playing historical scenarios or historically based scenarios then balance them by adjusting the victory conditions. It may be a forgone conclusion that the Mexican Army is going to overrun the Alamo but the Texans may win the game by causing enough casualties. Lose the battle but win the game. Battles are rarely balanced. |
Supercilius Maximus | 06 Feb 2013 11:37 p.m. PST |
Back in the mid-80s, the club I belonged to ran a weekend Napoleonic competition where you had to bring along a new army, but for someone else to use (we drew lots). The fact that nobody had come up with this idea before brought out the gamesmanship in everyone, who almost to a man planned to handicap the best players by bringing along an awful army (each, of course, thinking none of the others would have the same thought). You have never seen so many Spanish and Neapolitan troops in your life. Unfortunately, all the dross on the table levelled itself out and it came down to the best players winning, as per usual. Being the naive idiot I was back then, I brought along a historically accurate 1815 Black Brunswick corps, which came second (in someone else's hands, obviously). I think a Bavarian army eventually won overall. |
Generalstoner49 | 14 Feb 2013 9:11 a.m. PST |
Egyptians in the Sudan are prolly my favorite underdog but if Nappies it has to be Early Spanish. Awesome to see piled up on the field and even better when they pull off a victory. |
wrgmr1 | 16 Feb 2013 7:47 p.m. PST |
One of our group says it's fun to play Austrians because if you win it really is a victory. Playing French, you are expected to win. I say it's the same with Prussians. |
Maxshadow | 23 Feb 2013 5:19 p.m. PST |
Yes. I always enjoyed playing the Egyptians in the Sudan as well. Often wiped out but great fun. |
John the OFM | 23 Feb 2013 5:28 p.m. PST |
I am now painting Bashi Bazouks
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Runicus Fasticus | 09 Mar 2013 1:39 p.m. PST |
one of my best memories of useing low qality troops was with egyptians vs. britsh.My poor troops in their field works stopped the highlanders cold ,forced several british line battalions to fail morale ,and blew up an ammo limber beside the british C-in-C ruining his day
one of my best games ever. |
southtxsgamer | 09 Mar 2013 5:06 p.m. PST |
My favorite scrub armies against the great was a WW2 German invasion of Poland scenario. I was one of the Polish commanders, and for once the dice gods were smiling in my general direction. My boys held their part of the line most of the game, throwing back three Kraut attacks. Of course, the other Polish commanders weren't as lucky
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Wolfprophet | 10 Mar 2013 7:25 p.m. PST |
I switched from Tau to Imperial Guard for 40K. So, naturally I have to say
. They shall be my finest Cannon Fodder, these men who give themselves to me. Like clay I will mold them and in the furnace of war they will become cracked and broken. They will be of weak flesh and wimpy muscle. In cardboard armour I clad them and with the mightiest flashlights they will be armed. They will be touched by every sort of plague or disease to help further make them unhappy, all sickness will blight them. They will have almost no tactics, strategies, but lots of machines so that they can at least stand up to a foe in battle. They are my tar pit against the Terror. They are the bulk of Humanity. They are my Imperial Guard and they will know much fear! |
cosmicbank | 20 Oct 2014 5:56 p.m. PST |
Always liked 1941 Soviets myself |
Lion in the Stars | 20 Oct 2014 7:05 p.m. PST |
@Wolfprophet: *snerk*!!!! And so true… A friend of mine happily plays any force that allows him to kill the English, so he has been enjoying my Northwest Frontier games playing the Pathans. Though I'm not sure I'd call the Pathans 'inferior'. Or the various Indian troops. Sikhs in particular are probably the finest troops regularly deployed to the Northwest Frontier. Gurkhas are better yet, but don't seem to have much time on the Northwest Frontier. I really like the Italians in North Africa, though, and I'm pretty sure they're 'inferior' troops. The Fucilieri anyways. |
JC Lira | 20 Oct 2014 9:55 p.m. PST |
I think I'll get to drink the sweet nectar of this cup when I finish painting my Trojans. |
freecloud | 20 Oct 2014 11:23 p.m. PST |
Reichsarmee in the 7YW, allied with French most rules give both of them a good kicking long before my opponents do but oh the bragging rights when they win :) Also my banana republic modern forces long live President-For-Life Mokele Mbembe |
mashrewba | 29 Oct 2014 3:25 a.m. PST |
I'd say Bashi Bazouks are a whole galaxy beyond inferior!!! I like 1866 Austrians and especially 1870 French Republicans -masses of Garde Mobile in huge units that really mean well but just can't get anywhere backed up by pockets of colonials, March battalions and even bits of Imperial guard. Not to mention composite cavalry units of all sorts of odds and sods, interesting and rather good artillery, sailors (my favourite units) and Foreign Legion. I should mention the Franc Tireurs who did appear in the battle line on occasion and Garibaldis men. Oh and three battalions of Papal Zouaves. Plus they actually won a battle… |
Rick Dangerous | 29 Oct 2014 3:57 a.m. PST |
Whatever army I field usually ends up inferior. Or slaughtered. |
Beneath the Lead Mountain | 29 Oct 2014 3:36 p.m. PST |
My favourite force is the Italians in North Africa before the arrival of the Germans. Dice gods blessed me at a convention where after five battles, against three different sets of generals the Italians marched into Cairo having swept the British Forces aside. My Italian armor make all other armour of ww2 look second rate. It was an hilarious weekend for me. Dice Gods have never again been so kind! |
David Johansen | 29 Oct 2014 7:56 p.m. PST |
I play Romanians in Flames of War and spam R35s :D |
capncarp | 30 Oct 2014 6:53 a.m. PST |
I'm with Rick Dangerous: I have an innate ability to transform gold (fine fighting units) into lead (shattered, demoralized husks of broken men). Despair ye mighty! Agreeing with BlackWidowPilot:"As the old American saying goes, it ain't the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog that counts!evil grin" October 25, just five days ago, was the 50th anniversary of the Battle off Samar, in which a small group of American DD's and DE's escorting Taffy-3, a group of Jeep carriers flying ground support sorties for the invasion force, charged a full-blown attacking Japanese fleet that included the biggest thing on the water--IJN Yamato! Now _that's_ what I call real bravery. |
mashrewba | 12 Nov 2014 10:50 a.m. PST |
Blimey -I bet the USN didn't expect to show up on a thread about inferior forces!!! |
49mountain | 12 Nov 2014 2:33 p.m. PST |
I've always liked the Austrians and Dutch – Belgians for Napoleonic wars. My Dutch – Belgians held off the Young Guard at a Waterloo game one time. And any native troops for Colonial games. I like the Boxers and Zulus. Ethiopians are good, too. I would take the NNC, but they have too many British around them. I like mideavel Scots armies, but I'm not sure just how underdog they were. I also agree with TamsinP. Any army I command is always the underdog. |
49mountain | 12 Nov 2014 2:34 p.m. PST |
Sorry. I forgot the topic of this board. Definitely Imperial Guard in 40K. |