| CmdrKiley | 09 Oct 2009 1:10 p.m. PST |
link Under the guise of a research experiment to find water on the moon, NASA has covertly bombarded and destroyed a secret Nazi moonbase that has been building over the past 70 years a new army to invade earth and establish a Fourth Reich. After President Obama issued the orders to destroy the moonbase, the Nobel Peace Prize Commitee issued him the Nobel Peace Prize for his quick, decisive, and pre-emptive efforts in preventing World War III. |
| Custer7thcav | 09 Oct 2009 1:13 p.m. PST |
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -- It's a secret. ;p |
| Mithmee | 09 Oct 2009 1:18 p.m. PST |
Well what will he do to win next year's Nobel Peace Prize because I think that he just might be the first back to back winner. Plus with this great feat he is quickly positioning himself to be President for Life of the United States. I even think he planning on being cloned so that this would have really meaning to being President for Life and forever. Though that 2012 thing could just put a damper into his plans. |
| Battle Phlox | 09 Oct 2009 1:21 p.m. PST |
So President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for starting a war with the Moon? Sadly this the most logical reason I've heard. |
| La Long Carabine | 09 Oct 2009 1:46 p.m. PST |
Some pigs are more equal than other pigs, kyotoblue. Some pigs have to take it to the blue fez, others can post where they please. Go figure. LLC aka Ron |
| Russian Bear | 09 Oct 2009 1:52 p.m. PST |
NASA has launched the first strike. We are all doomed. |
| cosmicbank | 09 Oct 2009 1:58 p.m. PST |
"NASA has launched the first strike. We are all doomed." They started it when the moon people invaded Roswell and we had to fight them. |
| Goldwyrm | 09 Oct 2009 2:06 p.m. PST |
Unwarranted attacks on satellite states are sheer lunacy. |
| CLDISME | 09 Oct 2009 2:17 p.m. PST |
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| Cacique Caribe | 09 Oct 2009 2:21 p.m. PST |
That war has really been raging for many, many years now: link CC |
| Battle Phlox | 09 Oct 2009 3:11 p.m. PST |
I'm not apologizing! Those Lunarians need to be taught a lesson! I'm not sure what they did, but sending two rockets cashing into them sent a strong message. ;) |
| Cacique Caribe | 09 Oct 2009 3:15 p.m. PST |
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| Mutant Q | 09 Oct 2009 3:41 p.m. PST |
Nazi Schmazi! It was a Mi-Go Temple to Nyarlathotep built to unleash unknown horrors from between the planes upon the Earth. The entire mission was funded under the table by Delta Green. |
| Cyrus the Great | 09 Oct 2009 3:57 p.m. PST |
Some pigs are more equal than other pigs, kyoteblue. Some pigs have to take it to the blue fez, others can post where they please. picture |
| Patrick R | 09 Oct 2009 4:20 p.m. PST |
The Moon Nazis may have been evil, but they were the only thing standing between us and the evil Space Bats !!! |
| Pictors Studio | 09 Oct 2009 5:39 p.m. PST |
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| mad monkey 1 | 09 Oct 2009 5:49 p.m. PST |
Space fungus. The Athlete's foot of space. |
| CPBelt | 09 Oct 2009 7:09 p.m. PST |
This would make such a cool game! I just saw GI Joe tonight at the 2nd run theater. If American can have a Brit become president without anyone thinking twice about little details such as the Constitution and then have the president replaced with a shape-shifted Cobra agent, anything is possible! Hmmmmm…. |
| StarfuryXL5 | 09 Oct 2009 7:13 p.m. PST |
So someone finally did nuke it from orbit. |
| Mithmee | 09 Oct 2009 7:40 p.m. PST |
True like how do they explain the fact that several Secret Service agents were down there with the president but only one comes out with him. Plus if all you need is two weeks to win the Nobel Peace Prize I think Hitler could have gotten it when he made that deal with Chamberlain. But us attacking the Moon when we have so many juicy targets here on Earth just seems wrong. |
| Cacique Caribe | 09 Oct 2009 7:46 p.m. PST |
So is this what's left? picture
YouTube link It's raining over here, so I can't go outside to check. :) CC |
| Mlatch221 | 09 Oct 2009 9:10 p.m. PST |
So wait, this wasn't a preemptive strike against the Selenites? Oh crap, I think we may be doomed anyway! |
 Legion 4  | 09 Oct 2009 9:57 p.m. PST |
We didn't use Nucs … too dirty … we used "God Rods" … just a powerful but no fallout …  |
| PapaSync | 10 Oct 2009 6:58 a.m. PST |
"The entire mission was funded under the table by Delta Green." Actually is was funded by ACORN. 8) |
| CmdrKiley | 10 Oct 2009 9:12 a.m. PST |
I hear the Moon Nazis were planning on raining down WMD like Zombie Bombs. Good thing pre-emptive strikes are on the table. I'd hate to have to fight a war with Moon Nazis bombing us from their flying saucers while zombies disrupt any form of defense. I guess that's what they hand out Nobel Peace Prizes for. |
| Thornhammer | 10 Oct 2009 3:00 p.m. PST |
It WAS the only way to be sure, Starfury. |
| Legion 4 | 10 Oct 2009 9:13 p.m. PST |
"Rod'm till they Don't Glow …" |
| CooperSteveOnTheLaptop | 11 Oct 2009 6:17 a.m. PST |
Oh- I wondered if they'd figured out that was where bin-Laden was hiding! Does seem a bit weird giving him a Nobel prize this early in his presidency… plenty of time left for him to get impeached, turn out to be a spoon etc. Not a political comment, just seems premature |
| GoodBye | 11 Oct 2009 9:13 a.m. PST |
Secret/Satire Transmission Follows…………… What we are just discovering from the accumulated data is that for some time now the planet earth has been infiltrated by Loonies. (that's right moon folk) The Loonies are allied with NUTS (Nazis United in Terror-forming Space.) These Loonies have found a clear track into our Governements world wide. First they become lawyers then they become politicians. It seems all of the worlds countries are infested with Loonies at every branch and every level of the worlds governements. Well this strike was from a covert group in NASA (ELF-Earth Liberation Front) under the auspicis of science. It was actually a first strike and discovery bombardment. The data shows beyond a shadow of a doubt that in fact Loonies truly are everywhere! ELF continues to do good work to help us rid ourselves of the Looney menance. They intend to use scientific discovery to strike back anywhere and everywhere the Loony home bases are thought to be lurking. I fully expect strikes on most of the worlds Capitals shortly under the guise of trying to discover intelligent life in the Governing places of Earth. Most of these strikes will be fiscal in nature with the goal of tying up huge amounts of money while the planetary economy is already stressed. With no money to fund further Loony movements into Government it is entirely possible the Loonies will just go away and leave us alone to get on with the business of living our lives in peace. With the Loonies out of the way we might stand a chance of dealing with the NUTS. God bless ELF. Down with the Loonies! Down with NUTS! I have posted this under my I-net nic instead of my actual name (Donald Robert Davidson Hauser) so that the Loony secret police will not be able to track this data leak. As we learn more I'll be sure to update you folks at TMP as I'm positive there are no Loonies here! …………End of Secret/Satire Transmission |
| Richard1967 | 11 Oct 2009 9:29 a.m. PST |
I thought the moon was made from green cheese? |
| Mock26 | 12 Oct 2009 1:48 a.m. PST |
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| SheriffLee | 12 Oct 2009 11:59 a.m. PST |
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| tnjrp | 12 Oct 2009 11:42 p.m. PST |
Looks like it's payback time!
link And before you say they missed by half a world or so, think for a second: it's completely obvious why Space Nazis will attack Moscow first! |
discovers adventurers intended for a 'bad air' world.
