| PeteMurray | 22 Feb 2007 12:26 p.m. PST |
I think I left in Senegal last. Big one, black, 11.25' x 1.25' x 5'. Please PM or reply here. link |
| nazrat | 22 Feb 2007 12:36 p.m. PST |
That's a rather personal question… 8)= |
| Pictors Studio | 22 Feb 2007 12:47 p.m. PST |
Actually it just sounds like bragging to me. |
Lee Brilleaux  | 22 Feb 2007 12:48 p.m. PST |
So anyway, my wife says, "Could you prop that door open while we bring in the groceries, and I look around and ---- It's in my kitchen, draped in yellow plastic bags from Stop 'N' Shop. |
| Chuckaroobob | 22 Feb 2007 12:48 p.m. PST |
It's gotta be a real pain to get that thing through Customs. Killer Chimps, huh? I knew they'd bash smaller animals into trees etc, but spearing is news. |
| Rattrap1 | 22 Feb 2007 12:51 p.m. PST |
That's the third time this week Pete! We're either going to tie it around your neck or put one of those remote beepers on it so you can just dial it up. Sheesh! |
| Sysiphus | 22 Feb 2007 1:04 p.m. PST |
Ask the wife/ girlfriend  |
 John the OFM  | 22 Feb 2007 1:13 p.m. PST |
Do what Ric Flair does, whenever he loses his monolith.
Put on your satin rhinestone bathrobe, and parade around the ring. When "Also Spach Zarathrustra" starts to play, shout "Whooooo!", and there it is. |
| Wyatt the Odd | 22 Feb 2007 1:16 p.m. PST |
Um, there was an issue with the design specifications. The Chinese manufacturer went and did it in metric so yours came out 11.25mm x 1.25mm x 5mm. We have these 6mm scale apes we can place around it to look bigger… Wyatt |
| Cacique Caribe | 22 Feb 2007 1:52 p.m. PST |
There are indeed different traits in various Chimp groups, even though they share the same basic genes. This is what some have called "cultural differences". link However, I never even dreamed that they would develop spears!!! CC
PS. I guess that the ape revolution has already begun! |
| Cacique Caribe | 22 Feb 2007 1:59 p.m. PST |
Pete, Great minds think alike: TMP link CC |
| Cacique Caribe | 22 Feb 2007 2:11 p.m. PST |
And I thought that "Ape shall not kill Ape"! CC |
| John the OFM | 22 Feb 2007 2:15 p.m. PST |
I have heard of them using sticks to get termites for a long time. Is it that much of a leap to use a stick to get a bushbaby out of a tree? |
| Cacique Caribe | 22 Feb 2007 2:21 p.m. PST |
See! Now they are hunting babies!!! :) CC |
| Streitax | 22 Feb 2007 2:35 p.m. PST |
Actually, there have been cases of chimps taking babies from villages. Thought to be induced by decreasing habitat, but one small mammal pretty much looks like another. |
| wingnut | 22 Feb 2007 2:36 p.m. PST |
Get those monkeys a typewriter! Soon they will be writing Shakespeare.
Wingnut
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| Whatisitgood4atwork | 22 Feb 2007 2:49 p.m. PST |
Give them another 4 million years and they'll have WMDs. We can't afford to wait 'til that happens. |
| Cacique Caribe | 22 Feb 2007 3:12 p.m. PST |
Not if they (accidentally or intentionally) detonate ours first! link CC |
| elsyrsyn | 22 Feb 2007 6:00 p.m. PST |
Actually, the monolith is in my kitchen. Seriously. :-P When we got our new fridge, it was enormous rectangular and and glossy black and somehow … ominous. I got it home and installed it (i.e. put the doors back on), plugged it in, then opened it up and peered inside. The only person who got it when I said "Oh my god … it's full of stars." was my buddy Steve, who's easily as geeky as me, and whose truck we'd used to tote it home. Doug |
| Steve Hazuka | 22 Feb 2007 9:44 p.m. PST |
If you meet a chimp calling himself the Lawgiver learn to eat fruit and keep your mouth shut! |
| captain arjun | 23 Feb 2007 6:53 a.m. PST |
We need to exterminate all chimpanzees while we still have the edge, or it will be the Planet of the Apes all over again… |
| Cacique Caribe | 23 Feb 2007 10:32 a.m. PST |
Well, it all goes along with this . . . TMP link CC |
| evilcartoonist | 23 Feb 2007 9:18 p.m. PST |
Pruetz is going to give a lecture on her findings at Iowa State University March 7. I live 2 miles from the university! I can't wait. Now if we could just get more anthropologists and less politicians here in Iowa. |
