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Who asked this joker18 May 2017 4:47 a.m. PST

Don't make out with your lover at the table?! Did this really happen?

Dave Crowell18 May 2017 4:54 a.m. PST

I thought making the tank noise was required, along with pew-pew dacha-dakka for shooting.

zoneofcontrol18 May 2017 6:52 a.m. PST

"Don't make out with your lover at the table?! Did this really happen?"

"Don't make out with somebody else's lover at the table" should be an option as well.

That and "Don't make out with somebody else's mother at the table" should also be an option. Unless of course it is your father!!!

Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP18 May 2017 8:07 a.m. PST

Other than the tank noise one, "All of the above."
I've no objection to inoffensive humorous sound effects.

robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP18 May 2017 11:29 a.m. PST

I'm still pretty much going with all of the above. Having sex on the wargame table is an interesting fantasy, but few gaming tables are sturdy enough, and North Star steel spears/pikes are just bound to spoil the mood.

Hafen von Schlockenberg18 May 2017 12:22 p.m. PST

Depends on what you're "into".

D6 Junkie18 May 2017 7:08 p.m. PST

I had one 'veteran' player drop a Dr.Pepper on my seamat once
and then two months later again put his drink on the very same mat. I was what the …

Buff Orpington21 May 2017 1:33 p.m. PST

I don't even want to think about Wargamers having sex let alone witness it. I'm afraid my "Strip Warhammer" games with Helena Cristiansen are pure fantasy.

wrgmr122 May 2017 1:57 p.m. PST

No food or drink on the table.
Always wash your hands after eating.
No touching figures (especially others) while eating.

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