McKinstry  | 10 Feb 2012 6:40 a.m. PST |
Where is the " I don't care. " response? |
| John the Greater | 10 Feb 2012 6:45 a.m. PST |
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| Karellian Knight | 10 Feb 2012 6:46 a.m. PST |
What does fnord mean please? |
| Mick in Switzerland | 10 Feb 2012 6:54 a.m. PST |
There are no sensible options in this poll. |
| Ditto Tango 2 3 | 10 Feb 2012 7:19 a.m. PST |
Where is the " I don't care. " response? It's fnord.  fnord for me, except when I see people use "lay" when they should use "lie"; for some reason that just irks me. Some TMP Guy: well I was just laying around when this idiot started talking to me about my grammar The Idiot (aka me): what were you laying, eggs? something called a "round"? Constipated poop particles? I do it in real life too at meetings, even when someone senior to me does it. I haven't yet found a medication that suppresses this
They can suppress my immune system, why can't they suppress irrepressible outbursts? -- Tim |
| Caesar | 10 Feb 2012 7:32 a.m. PST |
All of the above: does that mean all of the answers are only those above this option? |
John the OFM  | 10 Feb 2012 7:50 a.m. PST |
Too many of the self-appointed TMP Speling, and, Grammer FAcscists ignore the Cardinal Rule. You MUST make a similar eerror in pointing out there's. Remember that only God is perfect, and while it is an act of peity and charityto point out too others their mistakes, irony demands that you air also. This rule does not apply when pointing out apostrophe abuse. |
| Connard Sage | 10 Feb 2012 8:10 a.m. PST |
Yeah, spelung isnt very importent is it. This is a real flyer, that came through a real letter box (several, in fact). How much work do you reckon he got afterwards?
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Editor in Chief Bill  | 10 Feb 2012 9:20 a.m. PST |
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| Scott Kursk | 10 Feb 2012 9:22 a.m. PST |
Having been a public school teacher, I used to start ranting about the downfall of civilization on a daily basis. This is still the case given the Science Fair I judged last week. I eagerly await to be disappointed when I judge a speech and debate contest tonight and tomorrow. |
| Connard Sage | 10 Feb 2012 9:36 a.m. PST |
Free Astamints! All ways the deel clinchur! |
| darthfozzywig | 10 Feb 2012 10:16 a.m. PST |
I have no recollection of starting this poll. I am, however, glad that I didn't make any significant spelling errors. |
| sneakgun | 10 Feb 2012 10:33 a.m. PST |
Any idiot can spell, punctuation is an art. If the writer communicated his point, he succeeded, who cares if it was correct? Especially if they are writing in a second language. |
| Connard Sage | 10 Feb 2012 10:52 a.m. PST |
Any idiot can spell I beg to differ, see my previous post. |
| Angel Barracks | 10 Feb 2012 11:54 a.m. PST |
I keep checking to see if the text has somehow changed to free assmints
It has not. However, in answer to the question. I don't give a monkey's.
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| Ron W DuBray | 10 Feb 2012 1:03 p.m. PST |
Where is the " I don't care. " response? |
| PzGeneral | 10 Feb 2012 1:34 p.m. PST |
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| ochoin deach | 10 Feb 2012 3:02 p.m. PST |
link English *is* a ridiculous language to spell. |
| sillypoint | 10 Feb 2012 3:49 p.m. PST |
Is this the "English 101 Page" or is this TMP? I went to Japan and noticed they spelt "tyre","tire". Those kids at public school, ask them to update their face book page, or link a photo to a contact, Skype each other or put a reminder ringtone to your birthday on their iPhone. I used to think about the downfall of civilization, but the evidence does not really stack up. It's at worst neutral. Sure speech and debate contest MAY not be as good now as it was. However, I hope that you can see other areas where the kids today excel at thing we never dreamt of. English, unlike French |
| SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER | 10 Feb 2012 3:50 p.m. PST |
I haven't yet found a medication that suppresses this
They can suppress my immune system, why can't they suppress irrepressible outbursts? It's called Thorazine! I have no recollection of starting this poll. I know how you feel. |
SeattleGamer  | 10 Feb 2012 8:02 p.m. PST |
So
one of the better Super Bowl commercials was the dog, burying a cat, and offering the owner a bag of chips so that he "didn't see anything." That's how I approach posts on TMP. This is a casual place for exchanging information. If you can spell, great. If you miss a few bits, okay, fine. This isn't a place where Strunk & White should apply. Think telegrams, not thesis papers that will earn you a PHD after your name. Anyway, I ignore any errors I find, and on the flip side, I hope others ignore any errors I make. |
John the OFM  | 10 Feb 2012 10:46 p.m. PST |
Where will you be with your fancy schmancy email and texting cell phomes and Skype when the Iranians and Norks nuke the living bejabbers out of our unshielded electronic communications? You will be wishing you knew how to spell and punctuate, that's where you will be! I wonder if anyone will have the patience to teach you how vto hold a pen properly. And we old farts will once againe rule the world! If my knees don't give out first. |
| Connard Sage | 11 Feb 2012 12:36 a.m. PST |
English *is* a ridiculous language to spell. L'anglais est une langue ridicule pour connaître l'orthographe. Et aussi prononcer. Mais oui. |
| Cerdic | 11 Feb 2012 9:13 a.m. PST |
I would also like a translation of the 'fnord' option. Connard – I would hire your driveway feller. He is probably Polish and therefore will probably do an excellent job in double quick time for peanuts
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| gounour | 11 Feb 2012 10:32 a.m. PST |
fnord is it Waye vould iou speal anithynk? |
| Given up for good | 11 Feb 2012 12:37 p.m. PST |
I need to: Be really pleased Dyslexic you know
Try being brought up on link |
| Connard Sage | 11 Feb 2012 5:03 p.m. PST |
Ah, the ITA. A 45 letter 'alphabet' designed to simplify a 26 letter alphabet. link Genius. |