"Most Likely Celebrity Vampire? (Final Round)" Topic

Kieth really?

"Vampire" implies unaging. If you're going to pick a vampire, pick someone who looks like they have a painting aging in the attic. Not someone who looks like that painting.

Some of us view vampires as undead corpses with superhuman powers.

Just to be pedantic ('cause it's TMP and we thrive on this stuff)… if you are not human anymore can you actually have 'superhuman' powers?

By definition, if you have superhuman powers then you MUST be non-human. Otherwise the powers are simply human (albeit rare).

Richards has been decrepit for years. Ricci is still young (and has shed much of the sexy creepiness that makes her a good candidate anyway). Walken, Jolie, and Lee are visibly aging, though they're at least in the running.

What you want is someone whose career spans many years, doesn't seem to be aging (at least to like the rest of us) and has that ethereal vibe that screams supernatural. Madonna isn't the right kind of creepy, and Helena Bonham Carter isn't on the list. David Bowie is the only one on that list who actually seems timeless to me, re-imagined in different eras but still fundamentally him-- just like you see in vampire fiction.

Well, I picked Keith because – given how much he has abused his body – he should be dead twenty times over – and yet here he is, still on tour (and we are actually going to see him next Saturday!)

Saruman – the vampire !

Richards would be a lich, or maybe a mummy or ghoul. Not a vampire.

No bankers on the list?

There must be some in the Congress or Senate.