"If You Lived in Tolken's Middle Earth…" Topic

Valar, why settle for less?

I'm grumpy. I live alone. I seek as much overburden as I can get. I'm a Dwarf now: why would I be different on Middle-earth?

I would probably live in Rohan!

Robert and I are in the same glorious over-engineered underground fortress – Khazad baruk!

Khazad Ai-menu!

Elves have hotter chicks.

Funny story- When the first trilogy was filmed, I applied to be a background extra, and went along to the auditions. This was before the digital manipulation was being done routinely, so the measurements of people was still pretty exacting, so after a battery of dimensions were recorded, a casting assistant told me " Well, you're too short for an elf, too tall for a hobbit, not quite bulky enough for an ork, . . . And somehow we just don't see you as a human. "

Rallynow, you will never know. When our women travel among the tootalls, they cover themselves in robes and wear beards for camouflage. Elven females are, of course, desperate for anything actually male and dress accordingly.

Do you mean "must be" or "want to be"? Aspirations versus current status?

I voted my desires (Noldor). The wife would have definitely opted for Hobbit (which she is anyway).

Great story, Covert Walrus!!

Mine remains Hobbit.

I aspire to visit Frogmorton.

Or at least smoke some.