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ScottWashburn Sponsoring Member of TMP12 Sep 2017 4:03 a.m. PST

Valar, why settle for less?

robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP12 Sep 2017 4:07 a.m. PST

I'm grumpy. I live alone. I seek as much overburden as I can get. I'm a Dwarf now: why would I be different on Middle-earth?

Legends In Time Skip Sponsoring Member of TMP12 Sep 2017 6:05 a.m. PST

I would probably live in Rohan!

Frederick Supporting Member of TMP12 Sep 2017 7:52 a.m. PST

Robert and I are in the same glorious over-engineered underground fortress – Khazad baruk!

robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP12 Sep 2017 9:21 a.m. PST

Khazad Ai-menu!

Rallynow Supporting Member of TMP12 Sep 2017 12:40 p.m. PST

Elves have hotter chicks.

Covert Walrus12 Sep 2017 12:55 p.m. PST

Funny story- When the first trilogy was filmed, I applied to be a background extra, and went along to the auditions. This was before the digital manipulation was being done routinely, so the measurements of people was still pretty exacting, so after a battery of dimensions were recorded, a casting assistant told me " Well, you're too short for an elf, too tall for a hobbit, not quite bulky enough for an ork, . . . And somehow we just don't see you as a human. "

robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP12 Sep 2017 1:23 p.m. PST

Rallynow, you will never know. When our women travel among the tootalls, they cover themselves in robes and wear beards for camouflage. Elven females are, of course, desperate for anything actually male and dress accordingly.

Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP Inactive Member12 Sep 2017 4:39 p.m. PST

Do you mean "must be" or "want to be"? Aspirations versus current status?

I voted my desires (Noldor). The wife would have definitely opted for Hobbit (which she is anyway).

Great story, Covert Walrus!!

Hafen von Schlockenberg Supporting Member of TMP Inactive Member18 Sep 2017 11:07 p.m. PST

Mine remains Hobbit.

I aspire to visit Frogmorton.

Or at least smoke some.


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