"The end of the world is coming. Get your own gas mask!" Topic

I just got this email. I removed the links, so your are doomed now. Sorry.

If you don't own a gas mask already, consider getting one.
Why?
Because according to this report, an event is about to take place that could impact you and everyone you know.
This is something the mainstream media has been purposely ignoring.
They're trying to keep us in the dark because they don't want to incite widespread hysteria.
However, several sources, including the U.S. Congressional Advisory Board, have stated:
This is a nationwide Code Red-level event that could wipe out 9 out of every 10 people, while leaving the rest of the population in ruins.
What's worse, senior scientist Dr. Michael Frankel predicts it could happen at any moment.
Possibly within the next 48 hours.
If you or your loved ones don't own a gas mask, or the 4 essential items listed on this page, I suggest you watch this presentation, make a list of these items, then drive down to your local hardware store to pick them up.
Time is of the essence.
This event could unfold in 48 hours or less.

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Well, dang. I've got a fluffy cute werewolf/rat/marmot mask thing. Will that work?

I used to have a gas mask. Genuine government surplus. Unfortunately, the rubber was old and had a lot of pinholes in it. It was only good for Halloween.

They're [the mainstream media] trying to keep us in the dark because they don't want to incite widespread hysteria.

What planet was this sent from?

Yea, because you can wear gas masks 24/7.

Until the filter needs changing. The Israelis sell theirs every few years if you want to go cheap.