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| Salad Man | 05 Aug 2021 6:05 p.m. PST |
The Salad Man and his partner, Erica Ogilvie, are now ranked #4 in the nation in 45 and overs mixed doubles! (We are 55) We got a chance to be #1 this month, if we win. We are currently #1 in Florida! Yay! Erica is a monster! 6-1", 260, and beautiful! They call us the "Orks" |
Shagnasty  | 06 Aug 2021 7:41 a.m. PST |
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| Florida Tory | 06 Aug 2021 9:23 a.m. PST |
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| Salad Man | 06 Aug 2021 3:02 p.m. PST |
Amazingly, Salad Man refuses to beam a girl. Opponents try to take my partners head off, but I just won't hit a girl. I do say things like "the next person to hit my partner in the head gets a broken jaw", which is somehow labeled terrible sportsmanship, by those who think hitting a girl in the face with a ball is fine. ??? Florida Tory, we just played a team at Kiwi, in your stomping grounds |
| Ed Mohrmann | 06 Aug 2021 5:21 p.m. PST |
Broken jaw ?!?!?! How TERRIBLY unsporting !! Taking
away the jer – uh, other player's ability to trashtalk ! Broken leg, now, that'd be very different and allow the
idio – uh, player to demonstrate his/her superior athletic
ability despite what a few would regard as a handicap… |
| Salad Man | 06 Aug 2021 8:32 p.m. PST |
Erica is always "I can take care if myself" but if you just headhunt, there would be no mixed doubles. Unwritten rules: men hit to men, and you serve 50% speed to weemen. Otherwise, I could just slM the ball at the girl. No fun. |
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builds a pond for his campaign.