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Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP14 May 2018 12:19 p.m. PST

Since we don't have a "news of the really dumb" I'll post this here :

Posh pizza maker offer unlimited pizza, then fails to deliver:


Blames it on 2 things:

1) a pizza oven broke down

2) the customers had "overzealous appetites"

Yup – charge people to go to your luxury all-you can eat pizza festival and then blame them when it turns out they can eat quite a lot, thank you very much!

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP14 May 2018 1:42 p.m. PST

Bellmonte Life has offered pizza festival ticket-holders complimentary VIP passes for an upcoming barbecue festival in July.

Is that the all-you-can-eat ribs deal?

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP14 May 2018 2:18 p.m. PST

That's one rib per person – "don't be a greedy guts now!" says the man with your money.

Winston Smith14 May 2018 3:26 p.m. PST

"All the pizza you can eat for $5.00 USD!"
"Ok. Here's $5.00 USD. Hey. That's good. Can I have more?"
"No. That's all you can eat."

zoneofcontrol14 May 2018 4:25 p.m. PST

Notting Hill Pizza Festival – Face book page:

" *** All tickets include unlimited pizza *** "

It was not "All You Can Eat", it was "Unlimited Pizza".
Although I guess it didn't necessarily mean that it would be prepped, baked and served.

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP15 May 2018 4:41 a.m. PST

That's worse – unlimited is way more than I can eat.

I'd have to box it up and take it home.

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