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Smokey Roan Inactive Member09 May 2017 3:04 p.m. PST

Shared a cabin this weekend with this great guy. Cuban from Miami, whose commercial/film production company looks amazingly professional.

About 5-10, 230lbs, mostly muscle.


27 years old. Serious Rugby player, and 10 years of UFC , Ju Jitsu, Judo, etc competition. Good disc golfer as well. I'd say we are dead even.

Anyway, we took to drinkin', and before long, we are sparring. I explained that I fight on foot, but on the ground, I am squirrly and elusive, not a offensive threat, but have dozens of fights vs big, very bad people (NFL players, bikers, gang bangers, etc), and they never hurt me on the ground, I always end up wiggling out of it, jumping up, and backpeddling with jabs.

Well, big, tough street fighters tend to pound on you when they get you on the ground. (Plays into my hands, pound away, I cover and escape) or they try to poke your eyes out and such.

This dude launched a few punches to my head, I covered up and closed my head into his face to close the distance of his punches, and in literally TWO seconds, he grabbed my left arm and did some sort of miniature figure four lock on my forearm. It HURT LIKE HELL, and we were just sparring, NOT going full out. I mean it felt like my forearm was going to be snapped any second, and i didn't even think of smacking him in the face with my right hand, I just thought about "Owwwwwwwwww!"

We do it again (We start with him straddling me while I'm on ground). I cover and wiggle from his punches to my head, and do my leg sweep (right leg loops around his head, and I kick him off enough for me to jump up on foot. Normally)

The second y leg wraps him, he twists and the next thing I know, im on my side, and he is doing some "break your fibia" move.

I mean in seconds.


Moral to the story. If you fight a stronger, ju jitsu/judo/wrestler/ufc trained fighter…..knock his ass out before he gets you on the ground, OR stcik and move, backpeddle and jab him, until the fight is broken up. You do NOT want arnbars, wristlocks, and neck twists from some dude who knows how to do it. Much better to get punched by big non UFC guys.


Also toss girls who are watching the fight, in front of him while you backpeddle in circles, it impedes his advance. Plus, sometimes they stomp over the girl, or kick her aside, and her boyfriend jumps in after him, helping you escape death. One time I backpeddled through an entire restaurant, jabbing, at a biker with a Bowie Knife. I threw a platter of clams on the half shell at him, several patron's dinners, chairs, and any bimbo I could swing by the hair into his path.

Anyway, if you have small children, teach them boxing and Ju Jitsu

alien BLOODY HELL surfer11 May 2017 5:21 a.m. PST

'Also toss girls who are watching the fight, in front of him while you backpeddle in circles, it impedes his advance. Plus, sometimes they stomp over the girl, or kick her aside, and her boyfriend jumps in after him, helping you escape death. One time I backpeddled through an entire restaurant, jabbing, at a biker with a Bowie Knife. I threw a platter of clams on the half shell at him, several patron's dinners, chairs, and any bimbo I could swing by the hair into his path.'


gosh you're so brave

Smokey Roan Inactive Member14 May 2017 8:38 p.m. PST

Yep. 6-10 gang bangers against me, with their ghetto girls deciding to get close up and talk rap? They get tossed by their hair. They make excellent weapons. (The Clematis Street in Palm Beach incident. LOL! Cop "You are messing with some bad dudes!" Me: "I didnt mess with them. They messed with me, and if they are bad, why am I talking to you and they are with the paramedics in handcuffs?")


I'm worried about being killed, and thus have no remorse about Jerry Springer audience type girls who get Jerry Springer while I'm dealing with an attacker. Boom! Thrown sideways into my assailant by the hair they go.

But I digress. You have a issue with me. Fine. Don't care.

My point was grappling, UFC, judo, etc fighters do bad things to you you never think of until your arm is getting broken.

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