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Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP24 Mar 2017 7:05 p.m. PST

if at first you don't succeed….

….just give up.

evil grin

Any other favourite pieces of folk wisdom people live their lives by ?

TNE230024 Mar 2017 7:20 p.m. PST

if at first you don't succeed…

…quickly remove all evidence you ever tried.

jah1956 Inactive Member24 Mar 2017 7:22 p.m. PST

If at first you do not succeed ………..
Cheat

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP24 Mar 2017 7:26 p.m. PST

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you can't laugh at your own foibles, laugh at other people's instead.

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and his wife won't let him hang out with you any more.

TNE230024 Mar 2017 8:03 p.m. PST

light a man a fire
and he'll be warm for the night


light a man ON fire
and he'll be warm for the rest of his life

zoneofcontrol Inactive Member25 Mar 2017 4:59 a.m. PST

U.S. Government Mission Statement

If you think the problems we create are bad…

…just wait until you see our solutions!

Hafen von Schlockenberg Supporting Member of TMP25 Mar 2017 7:29 a.m. PST

"Breathes there a man with soul so dead,
Who never to himself has said,
'Today I shoulda stood in bed!'"

Personal logo Patrick R Supporting Member of TMP25 Mar 2017 7:46 a.m. PST

- A friend helps you move, a true friend helps you move the body.

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP25 Mar 2017 11:02 a.m. PST

A friend bails you out of jail. A good friend is in there with you.

You don't have to run faster than the bear, just faster than your hiking buddy.

nvdoyle26 Mar 2017 11:03 a.m. PST

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably isn't for you.

A friend helps you move. A good friend helps you move bodies.

Toaster26 Mar 2017 8:21 p.m. PST

You don't have to be mad to get on in this world… but it sure helps.

Old Wolfman27 Mar 2017 6:48 a.m. PST

A bird in the hand..can get rather messy.

BrianW27 Mar 2017 7:51 p.m. PST

"If you set your bar low enough, everyone is a champion."
BWW

Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP08 Apr 2017 8:13 a.m. PST

To kill two birds with one stone is uneseseraly tricky. Use a shotgun

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