|  20thmaine  | 24 Mar 2017 7:05 p.m. PST | 
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  if at first you don't succeed…. ….just give up. 
 Any other favourite pieces of folk wisdom people live their lives by ? | 
    | TNE2300 | 24 Mar 2017 7:20 p.m. PST | 
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  if at first you don't succeed… …quickly remove all evidence you ever tried. | 
    | jah1956 | 24 Mar 2017 7:22 p.m. PST | 
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  If at first you do not succeed ………..Cheat
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    |  etotheipi  | 24 Mar 2017 7:26 p.m. PST | 
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  If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. If you can't laugh at your own foibles, laugh at other people's instead. Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day.  Teach a man to fish, and his wife won't let him hang out with you any more. | 
    | TNE2300 | 24 Mar 2017 8:03 p.m. PST | 
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  light a man a fireand he'll be warm for the night
 light a man ON fire
 and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
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    | zoneofcontrol | 25 Mar 2017 4:59 a.m. PST | 
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  U.S. Government Mission Statement If you think the problems we create are bad… …just wait until you see our solutions! | 
    | Hafen von Schlockenberg | 25 Mar 2017 7:29 a.m. PST | 
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  "Breathes there a man with soul so dead,Who never to himself has said,
 'Today I shoulda stood in bed!'"
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    | Patrick R | 25 Mar 2017 7:46 a.m. PST | 
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  - A friend helps you move, a true friend helps you move the body. | 
    |  etotheipi  | 25 Mar 2017 11:02 a.m. PST | 
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  A friend bails you out of jail.  A good friend is in there with you. You don't have to run faster than the bear, just faster than your hiking buddy. | 
    | nvdoyle | 26 Mar 2017 11:03 a.m. PST | 
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  If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably isn't for you. A friend helps you move. A good friend helps you move bodies. | 
    | Toaster | 26 Mar 2017 8:21 p.m. PST | 
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  You don't have to be mad to get on in this world… but it sure helps. | 
    | Old Wolfman | 27 Mar 2017 6:48 a.m. PST | 
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  A bird in the hand..can get rather messy. | 
    | BrianW | 27 Mar 2017 7:51 p.m. PST | 
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  "If you set your bar low enough, everyone is a champion."BWW
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    | Gunfreak  | 08 Apr 2017 8:13 a.m. PST | 
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  To kill two birds with one stone is uneseseraly tricky.  Use a shotgun |