| 20thmaine ||24 Mar 2017 6:05 p.m. PST|
if at first you don't succeed….
….just give up.
Any other favourite pieces of folk wisdom people live their lives by ?
|TNE2300||24 Mar 2017 6:20 p.m. PST|
if at first you don't succeed…
…quickly remove all evidence you ever tried.
|jah1956 ||24 Mar 2017 6:22 p.m. PST|
If at first you do not succeed ………..
| etotheipi ||24 Mar 2017 6:26 p.m. PST|
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If you can't laugh at your own foibles, laugh at other people's instead.
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and his wife won't let him hang out with you any more.
|TNE2300||24 Mar 2017 7:03 p.m. PST|
light a man a fire
and he'll be warm for the night
light a man ON fire
and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
|zoneofcontrol||25 Mar 2017 3:59 a.m. PST|
U.S. Government Mission Statement
If you think the problems we create are bad…
…just wait until you see our solutions!
|Hafen von Schlockenberg ||25 Mar 2017 6:29 a.m. PST|
"Breathes there a man with soul so dead,
Who never to himself has said,
'Today I shoulda stood in bed!'"
| Patrick R ||25 Mar 2017 6:46 a.m. PST|
- A friend helps you move, a true friend helps you move the body.
| etotheipi ||25 Mar 2017 10:02 a.m. PST|
A friend bails you out of jail. A good friend is in there with you.
You don't have to run faster than the bear, just faster than your hiking buddy.
|nvdoyle||26 Mar 2017 10:03 a.m. PST|
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving probably isn't for you.
A friend helps you move. A good friend helps you move bodies.
|Toaster||26 Mar 2017 7:21 p.m. PST|
You don't have to be mad to get on in this world… but it sure helps.
|Old Wolfman||27 Mar 2017 5:48 a.m. PST|
A bird in the hand..can get rather messy.
|BrianW||27 Mar 2017 6:51 p.m. PST|
"If you set your bar low enough, everyone is a champion."
|Gunfreak ||08 Apr 2017 7:13 a.m. PST|
To kill two birds with one stone is uneseseraly tricky. Use a shotgun