"Looking For The Wife" Topic

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02 Jan 2017 8:40 a.m. PST
by Editor in Chief Bill

Changed title from "Looking ForThe Wife" to "Looking For The Wife"

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Toronto48	01 Jan 2017 10:36 p.m. PST
Two guys, one old, one young, are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too… I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate." The old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her… what does she look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs. old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, is buxom…wearing no bra, long legs, and is wearing short shorts.What does your wife look like?' To which the old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."
zoneofcontrol	02 Jan 2017 5:05 a.m. PST
There are some great "People Of Walmart" videos that I will not link to here for lack of sufficient amounts of eye bleach.
Hafen von Schlockenberg	03 Jan 2017 9:24 a.m. PST
ZOC--I've seen some those before. So thank you.

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