"Lionel Messi" Topic
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|Who asked this joker||27 Jun 2016 6:46 a.m. PST|
I heard, after the game last night, that Messi became suicidal and tried to shoot himself. Fortunately the shot sailed way over his head.
|boy wundyr x ||27 Jun 2016 7:52 a.m. PST|
I knew a hockey goalie who once jumped in front of a bus after a bad game, but it went between his legs…
|Toronto48||27 Jun 2016 7:57 a.m. PST|
Then there was the hockey goalie that suffered serious burns on his neck from the red light going off so much
|Last Hussar||21 Aug 2016 1:58 a.m. PST|
A chant sung by West Ham United fans about Bobby Zamora. (also attributed to Fulham fans)
When you're sat in row z[ed]
And the ball hits your head
Our sports fans are far more inventive than in the US
|Old Wolfman||22 Aug 2016 5:52 a.m. PST|
You've definitely got some great chants in the FA,Last Hussar. Watched some other classic ones on You Tube.