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Who asked this joker27 Jun 2016 7:46 a.m. PST

I heard, after the game last night, that Messi became suicidal and tried to shoot himself. Fortunately the shot sailed way over his head. evil grin

boy wundyr x Inactive Member27 Jun 2016 8:52 a.m. PST

I knew a hockey goalie who once jumped in front of a bus after a bad game, but it went between his legs…

Toronto48 Inactive Member27 Jun 2016 8:57 a.m. PST

Then there was the hockey goalie that suffered serious burns on his neck from the red light going off so much

Last Hussar21 Aug 2016 2:58 a.m. PST

A chant sung by West Ham United fans about Bobby Zamora. (also attributed to Fulham fans)

When you're sat in row z[ed]
And the ball hits your head
It's Zamora!

Our sports fans are far more inventive than in the US


Old Wolfman22 Aug 2016 6:52 a.m. PST

You've definitely got some great chants in the FA,Last Hussar. Watched some other classic ones on You Tube.

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