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|GarrisonMiniatures ||11 Jun 2016 10:22 a.m. PST|
'Rancher on horseback lassoes would-be bike bandit in Walmart parking lot'
'An attempted bicycle theft in a Walmart parking lot was foiled by a cattle rancher on horseback, who chased the thief down and lassoed him until the local police in southern Oregon could arrive.'
|Winston Smith ||11 Jun 2016 10:31 a.m. PST|
We don't hold with bicycle rustling in these parts here.
|tkdguy||11 Jun 2016 11:33 a.m. PST|
|Terrement ||11 Jun 2016 12:13 p.m. PST|
|RavenscraftCybernetics ||11 Jun 2016 2:50 p.m. PST|
|StarfuryXL5||11 Jun 2016 8:42 p.m. PST|
Yes, hook him up with a marketing company, quick!
|Roderick Robertson ||12 Jun 2016 8:48 a.m. PST|
We hang bike rustlers around here.
|Zargon ||12 Jun 2016 10:31 a.m. PST|
Wanted in 4 states for bike rustlin.
|zoneofcontrol ||12 Jun 2016 10:43 a.m. PST|
The culprit is lucky. Lassoed and clinging to a tree. In the olden days the tree and rope would have come in handy together for "hawse thievin'" individuals such as hisself.