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GarrisonMiniatures Inactive Member11 Jun 2016 11:22 a.m. PST

'Rancher on horseback lassoes would-be bike bandit in Walmart parking lot'


'An attempted bicycle theft in a Walmart parking lot was foiled by a cattle rancher on horseback, who chased the thief down and lassoed him until the local police in southern Oregon could arrive.'

Winston Smith Supporting Member of TMP11 Jun 2016 11:31 a.m. PST

We don't hold with bicycle rustling in these parts here.

tkdguy11 Jun 2016 12:33 p.m. PST

Take that, ya varmint!!

Terrement Inactive Member11 Jun 2016 1:13 p.m. PST

Yippie Kai Yay!

RavenscraftCybernetics Inactive Member11 Jun 2016 3:50 p.m. PST

brand him!

StarfuryXL511 Jun 2016 9:42 p.m. PST

Yes, hook him up with a marketing company, quick!

Roderick Robertson Fezian12 Jun 2016 9:48 a.m. PST

We hang bike rustlers around here.

Zargon Inactive Member12 Jun 2016 11:31 a.m. PST

Wanted in 4 states for bike rustlin.

zoneofcontrol12 Jun 2016 11:43 a.m. PST

The culprit is lucky. Lassoed and clinging to a tree. In the olden days the tree and rope would have come in handy together for "hawse thievin'" individuals such as hisself.

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