"god's sense of humor" Topic

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Great War Ace	27 May 2016 6:27 a.m. PST
I was praying for some relief, back in the day: "Lord," I asked, "Is it true that a thousand years to us is but a second to you?" (I was being extreme, not expecting an answer, being extreme suited my mood.) Imagine my surprise when I heard a voice (resembling that of Ralph Richardson): "That's right." My surprise turned into courage: "And is it also true that a million dollars to us is but a penny to you?" "That's right," God said. "Well, then, how about a penny Lord?" "Alright," he said. "Just a minute …"
kallman	27 May 2016 7:02 a.m. PST
How do you make God laugh? Tell him your plans.
Who asked this joker	27 May 2016 10:10 a.m. PST
Very nice! To both you. Taking it more philosophical… "God is dead." --Nietzsche "Nietzsche is dead." --God
Last Hussar	27 May 2016 4:31 p.m. PST
This is obviously rubbish. Eddie Izzard will tell you God sounds like James Mason.
zoneofcontrol	27 May 2016 5:36 p.m. PST
Who asked- LOL!
Old Wolfman	28 Jun 2016 6:40 a.m. PST
Look at a platypus,you'll see that sense of humor at work.
etotheipi	16 Jul 2016 5:36 a.m. PST
This is obviously rubbish. Eddie Izzard will tell you God sounds like James Mason. Actually, last night he said God sounds like James Earl Jones in a scuba outfit.

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