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Personal logo Great War Ace Supporting Member of TMP27 May 2016 6:27 a.m. PST

I was praying for some relief, back in the day:

"Lord," I asked, "Is it true that a thousand years to us is but a second to you?" (I was being extreme, not expecting an answer, being extreme suited my mood.) Imagine my surprise when I heard a voice (resembling that of Ralph Richardson):

"That's right."

My surprise turned into courage:

"And is it also true that a million dollars to us is but a penny to you?"

"That's right," God said.

"Well, then, how about a penny Lord?"

"Alright," he said. "Just a minute …"

kallman27 May 2016 7:02 a.m. PST

How do you make God laugh?

Tell him your plans.

Who asked this joker27 May 2016 10:10 a.m. PST

Very nice! To both you.

Taking it more philosophical…

"God is dead."
--Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead."
--God

grin

Last Hussar27 May 2016 4:31 p.m. PST

This is obviously rubbish. Eddie Izzard will tell you God sounds like James Mason.

zoneofcontrol Inactive Member27 May 2016 5:36 p.m. PST

Who asked-

LOL!

Old Wolfman28 Jun 2016 6:40 a.m. PST

Look at a platypus,you'll see that sense of humor at work.

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP16 Jul 2016 5:36 a.m. PST

This is obviously rubbish. Eddie Izzard will tell you God sounds like James Mason.


Actually, last night he said God sounds like James Earl Jones in a scuba outfit.

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