|Last Hussar||24 May 2016 4:25 p.m. PST|
A simple little game.
Post the punchline, and only the punchline to a joke.
The Punchline must be clean; safe for work, TMP and Americans. No redaction or censorship
The actual joke must be rude- the filthier the better.
DO NOT POST THE JOKE.
|Last Hussar||24 May 2016 4:26 p.m. PST|
I can't help it, Paddy is picking pineapples.
| Pictors Studio ||24 May 2016 5:04 p.m. PST|
| Saber6 ||24 May 2016 5:22 p.m. PST|
That's how I ended up with a Twelve inch pianist.
| etotheipi ||24 May 2016 5:49 p.m. PST|
Oh, you meant OJ 287 primary!
|Daribuck ||24 May 2016 6:01 p.m. PST|
No, no, you stupid horse! For the last time, I said "Go get some Posse!"
|zoneofcontrol ||24 May 2016 6:51 p.m. PST|
|Terrement ||24 May 2016 8:13 p.m. PST|
Come back! Can get duck!!! Can get duck!!!
|Streitax ||24 May 2016 9:05 p.m. PST|
Does this look like yours?
|MHoxie||25 May 2016 1:37 a.m. PST|
|Who asked this joker||25 May 2016 4:39 a.m. PST|
|panzerCDR||25 May 2016 6:53 a.m. PST|
Penguin: No, its just ice cream.
|RavenscraftCybernetics ||25 May 2016 8:00 a.m. PST|
That's what she said!
I know, We can get you a vase!
|Temporary like Achilles ||25 May 2016 8:48 a.m. PST|
Bear: Let's face it, you're not here for the hunting, are you?
|Winston Smith ||25 May 2016 5:55 p.m. PST|
No Nurse. I told you to prick his boil.
|Last Hussar||26 May 2016 3:42 p.m. PST|
But it's in our daughter's handwriting!
|Last Hussar||26 May 2016 3:43 p.m. PST|
|Ghecko||26 May 2016 3:50 p.m. PST|
Dress her up as an altar boy…
| Blackhorse MP ||27 May 2016 6:05 a.m. PST|
So the Pope says to the lumberjack, "yeah, but what about the duck?"
|Last Hussar||27 May 2016 4:34 p.m. PST|
Blackhorse – is that a real joke? The internets can't find it, and I'm intrigued!
|Last Hussar||27 May 2016 4:35 p.m. PST|
Son, next time get on the camel and ride into town.
|Crow Bait||29 May 2016 3:38 p.m. PST|
They should get along fine. I hear they worship cows.
|Henry Martini||23 Aug 2016 12:05 a.m. PST|
From an episode of the Goon Show: 'It's your turn in the barrell'.
|Covert Walrus||15 Sep 2016 6:25 p.m. PST|
And they shouted back "Never mind that! Keep throwing out that hot buttered corn!"
|Gunfreak ||22 Sep 2016 4:00 p.m. PST|
Beat me too it!
And my contribution:
Check your mothers teeth.