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Last Hussar24 May 2016 4:25 p.m. PST

A simple little game.

Post the punchline, and only the punchline to a joke.

The Punchline must be clean; safe for work, TMP and Americans. No redaction or censorship

The actual joke must be rude- the filthier the better.


Last Hussar24 May 2016 4:26 p.m. PST

I can't help it, Paddy is picking pineapples.

Personal logo Pictors Studio Sponsoring Member of TMP24 May 2016 5:04 p.m. PST


Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian24 May 2016 5:22 p.m. PST

That's how I ended up with a Twelve inch pianist.

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP24 May 2016 5:49 p.m. PST

Oh, you meant OJ 287 primary!

Daribuck Supporting Member of TMP24 May 2016 6:01 p.m. PST

No, no, you stupid horse! For the last time, I said "Go get some Posse!"

zoneofcontrol Inactive Member24 May 2016 6:51 p.m. PST

"Man, could she drive!"

Terrement Inactive Member24 May 2016 8:13 p.m. PST

Come back! Can get duck!!! Can get duck!!!

Streitax Inactive Member24 May 2016 9:05 p.m. PST

Does this look like yours?

MHoxie Inactive Member25 May 2016 1:37 a.m. PST

The Aristocrats!

Who asked this joker25 May 2016 4:39 a.m. PST

Chunks is my dog.

panzerCDR25 May 2016 6:53 a.m. PST

Penguin: No, its just ice cream.

RavenscraftCybernetics Inactive Member25 May 2016 8:00 a.m. PST

That's what she said!


I know, We can get you a vase!

Temporary like Achilles Inactive Member25 May 2016 8:48 a.m. PST

Bear: Let's face it, you're not here for the hunting, are you?

Winston Smith Supporting Member of TMP25 May 2016 5:55 p.m. PST

No Nurse. I told you to prick his boil.

Last Hussar26 May 2016 3:42 p.m. PST

But it's in our daughter's handwriting!

Last Hussar26 May 2016 3:43 p.m. PST

DEATH by bunga-bunga!

Ghecko Inactive Member26 May 2016 3:50 p.m. PST

Dress her up as an altar boy…

Personal logo Blackhorse MP Supporting Member of TMP27 May 2016 6:05 a.m. PST

So the Pope says to the lumberjack, "yeah, but what about the duck?"

Last Hussar27 May 2016 4:34 p.m. PST

Blackhorse – is that a real joke? The internets can't find it, and I'm intrigued!

Last Hussar27 May 2016 4:35 p.m. PST

Son, next time get on the camel and ride into town.

Crow Bait Inactive Member29 May 2016 3:38 p.m. PST

They should get along fine. I hear they worship cows.

Henry Martini23 Aug 2016 12:05 a.m. PST

From an episode of the Goon Show: 'It's your turn in the barrell'.

Covert Walrus15 Sep 2016 6:25 p.m. PST

And they shouted back "Never mind that! Keep throwing out that hot buttered corn!"

Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP22 Sep 2016 4:00 p.m. PST

The Aristocrats!

Beat me too it!

And my contribution:
Check your mothers teeth.

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