"Rude Joke, Clean Punchline." Topic

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Last Hussar	24 May 2016 4:25 p.m. PST
A simple little game. Post the punchline, and only the punchline to a joke. The Punchline must be clean; safe for work, TMP and Americans. No redaction or censorship The actual joke must be rude- the filthier the better. DO NOT POST THE JOKE.
Last Hussar	24 May 2016 4:26 p.m. PST
I can't help it, Paddy is picking pineapples.
Pictors Studio	24 May 2016 5:04 p.m. PST
Firetruck.
Saber6	24 May 2016 5:22 p.m. PST
That's how I ended up with a Twelve inch pianist.
etotheipi	24 May 2016 5:49 p.m. PST
Oh, you meant OJ 287 primary!
Daribuck	24 May 2016 6:01 p.m. PST
No, no, you stupid horse! For the last time, I said "Go get some Posse!"
zoneofcontrol	24 May 2016 6:51 p.m. PST
"Man, could she drive!"
Terrement	24 May 2016 8:13 p.m. PST
Come back! Can get duck!!! Can get duck!!!
Streitax	24 May 2016 9:05 p.m. PST
Does this look like yours?
MHoxie	25 May 2016 1:37 a.m. PST
The Aristocrats!
Who asked this joker	25 May 2016 4:39 a.m. PST
Chunks is my dog.
panzerCDR	25 May 2016 6:53 a.m. PST
Penguin: No, its just ice cream.
RavenscraftCybernetics	25 May 2016 8:00 a.m. PST
That's what she said! or I know, We can get you a vase!
Temporary like Achilles	25 May 2016 8:48 a.m. PST
Bear: Let's face it, you're not here for the hunting, are you?
Winston Smith	25 May 2016 5:55 p.m. PST
No Nurse. I told you to prick his boil.
Last Hussar	26 May 2016 3:42 p.m. PST
But it's in our daughter's handwriting!
Last Hussar	26 May 2016 3:43 p.m. PST
DEATH by bunga-bunga!
Ghecko	26 May 2016 3:50 p.m. PST
Dress her up as an altar boy…
Blackhorse MP	27 May 2016 6:05 a.m. PST
So the Pope says to the lumberjack, "yeah, but what about the duck?"
Last Hussar	27 May 2016 4:34 p.m. PST
Blackhorse – is that a real joke? The internets can't find it, and I'm intrigued!
Last Hussar	27 May 2016 4:35 p.m. PST
Son, next time get on the camel and ride into town.
Crow Bait	29 May 2016 3:38 p.m. PST
They should get along fine. I hear they worship cows.
Henry Martini	23 Aug 2016 12:05 a.m. PST
From an episode of the Goon Show: 'It's your turn in the barrell'.
Covert Walrus	15 Sep 2016 6:25 p.m. PST
And they shouted back "Never mind that! Keep throwing out that hot buttered corn!"
Gunfreak	22 Sep 2016 4:00 p.m. PST
The Aristocrats! Beat me too it! And my contribution: Check your mothers teeth.