"Cooking instructions" Topic
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| Last Hussar | 16 Feb 2016 11:37 a.m. PST |
Lady Hussar asked me why I was standing in the kitchen in a vest, videoing a ready meal. I said the instructions said "remove sleeve and film lid." |
RavenscraftCybernetics  | 16 Feb 2016 12:51 p.m. PST |
I dont think women read cooking instructions. |
| Tacitus | 16 Feb 2016 1:17 p.m. PST |
Two cannibals are eating lunch. One leans over and says, "you know, I really don't like your uncle that much." The other cannibal responds, "well, try the pasta." |
VCarter  | 16 Feb 2016 2:08 p.m. PST |
Same two cannibals eating a clown; "Does this taste funny to you"? |
 Saginaw | 16 Feb 2016 5:42 p.m. PST |
And they say that Vaudeville is "dead". 
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| zoneofcontrol | 16 Feb 2016 7:01 p.m. PST |
Two cannibals mad a date for lunch. 1st Cannibal: I'll meet you at noon. 2nd Cannibal: I'll keep an eye out for you! |
| Last Hussar | 17 Feb 2016 1:20 p.m. PST |
Cannibal took Ms Blanchette and Mr Poitier back to his village, because everyone like Kate and Sidney pie. |
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