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Last Hussar16 Feb 2016 11:37 a.m. PST

Lady Hussar asked me why I was standing in the kitchen in a vest, videoing a ready meal. I said the instructions said "remove sleeve and film lid."

RavenscraftCybernetics16 Feb 2016 12:51 p.m. PST

I dont think women read cooking instructions.

Tacitus16 Feb 2016 1:17 p.m. PST

Two cannibals are eating lunch. One leans over and says, "you know, I really don't like your uncle that much." The other cannibal responds, "well, try the pasta."

Col Durnford Supporting Member of TMP16 Feb 2016 2:08 p.m. PST

Same two cannibals eating a clown; "Does this taste funny to you"?

Saginaw16 Feb 2016 5:42 p.m. PST

And they say that Vaudeville is "dead".

evil grin

zoneofcontrol16 Feb 2016 7:01 p.m. PST

Two cannibals mad a date for lunch.

1st Cannibal: I'll meet you at noon.

2nd Cannibal: I'll keep an eye out for you!

Last Hussar17 Feb 2016 1:20 p.m. PST

Cannibal took Ms Blanchette and Mr Poitier back to his village, because everyone like Kate and Sidney pie.

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