"Cooking instructions" Topic
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|Last Hussar||16 Feb 2016 11:37 a.m. PST|
Lady Hussar asked me why I was standing in the kitchen in a vest, videoing a ready meal. I said the instructions said "remove sleeve and film lid."
|RavenscraftCybernetics ||16 Feb 2016 12:51 p.m. PST|
I dont think women read cooking instructions.
|Tacitus||16 Feb 2016 1:17 p.m. PST|
Two cannibals are eating lunch. One leans over and says, "you know, I really don't like your uncle that much." The other cannibal responds, "well, try the pasta."
|VCarter ||16 Feb 2016 2:08 p.m. PST|
Same two cannibals eating a clown; "Does this taste funny to you"?
| Saginaw ||16 Feb 2016 5:42 p.m. PST|
And they say that Vaudeville is "dead".
|zoneofcontrol ||16 Feb 2016 7:01 p.m. PST|
Two cannibals mad a date for lunch.
1st Cannibal: I'll meet you at noon.
2nd Cannibal: I'll keep an eye out for you!
|Last Hussar||17 Feb 2016 1:20 p.m. PST|
Cannibal took Ms Blanchette and Mr Poitier back to his village, because everyone like Kate and Sidney pie.