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Terrement Supporting Member of TMP28 Jan 2016 11:20 a.m. PST

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" …she hisses at dogs, hates water and claims she can even see better at night.

A psychologist has said she can grow out of it, but Nano wants to be a cat for life."


"The 20-year-old has opened up about her life as a puss, describing how she has a superior sense of hearing and sight which allows her to hunt mice in the dark."

I wonder if she ages in cat years or human years. Flea problems? Does she shed? Prefer dry or moist cat food? Size of her litter box? Bury her own Bleeped texts?

zoneofcontrol Inactive Member28 Jan 2016 11:26 a.m. PST

It must be true. She's wearing boots in the one photo.

VCarter Supporting Member of TMP28 Jan 2016 12:37 p.m. PST

Remember, never date anybody sicker than you.

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP28 Jan 2016 12:59 p.m. PST

She's welcome to come over and eat the field mice that moved into my house two weeks ago.

RavenscraftCybernetics Inactive Member28 Jan 2016 1:26 p.m. PST

but can she do "kitty yoga"?

Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP28 Jan 2016 4:42 p.m. PST

Well, she got her 15 minutes of attention.

Only Warlock Inactive Member28 Jan 2016 6:22 p.m. PST

That might be true, but there's an idiot trapped in there with the cat.

Shagnasty Supporting Member of TMP28 Jan 2016 9:21 p.m. PST

A Norwegian furry? I hope she doesn't meet Gunfreak's dogs.

Texas Jack29 Jan 2016 3:12 a.m. PST

I have said it before and I quite often have reason to say it again: Our society has jumped the shark.

I hate the smell of mothballs, does that make me a moth?

Personal logo ochoin Supporting Member of TMP29 Jan 2016 3:19 a.m. PST

I don't know TJ.

There's always been people with a tenuous grasp on reality. they just get more publicity now.


BTW did I ever tell you that my dog took first at a Cat Show?

It ate the winner…..

Texas Jack29 Jan 2016 7:01 a.m. PST

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Forager Supporting Member of TMP29 Jan 2016 7:31 a.m. PST

Cats are natural born killers. She should be locked up.

Personal logo Andrew Walters Supporting Member of TMP29 Jan 2016 8:36 a.m. PST

She should move to America where we subsidize your delusions.

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Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP29 Jan 2016 9:30 a.m. PST

She is a national shame of Norway togeater with Quislin, Brevik and Prinsesse Martha.

We are deeply ashamed because of her, and we have asked to be stripped of Country status in the UN and will now we one of those Grey countries with "no date" to geather with North Korea and Somalia.

lugal hdan29 Jan 2016 9:45 a.m. PST

I've long suspected that there are fewer cats than cat "spirits". Those cat spirits time-share cat bodies when they're not sleeping.

That's why cats sometimes wake up and seem confused or frightened, an why they sleep so frequently.

Maybe a particularly ambitious cat spirit has possessed her?

Of course, I've also observed that cats only obey the laws of gravity on average. Sometimes, they weigh a ton (like first thing in the morning when they're standing on your chest), and sometimes they are nearly weightless (like when they're jumping higher than they seem like they ought to be able to).

Personal logo Andrew Walters Supporting Member of TMP29 Jan 2016 11:54 a.m. PST

Cats are wonderful and amazing creatures.

But she's not a cat.

She is similar to a cat in that she likes attention. She is dissimilar in that she has facial piercings. I've never seen a cat with facial piercings.

Kicking her out of Norway seems harsh, though.

HP Lovecraft liked cats. Maybe he would have like her.

Speaking of cats and gravity, we have a little cat that likes high places. She spends some time each day on the top edge of open doors or on the curtain valences. She jumps back down to the floor no worse for the wear. I leave pillows out for her to land on because I worry about her little cat joints.

mad monkey 129 Jan 2016 12:45 p.m. PST

She's not a cat, maybe a Fruit-loop, but not a cat.

Personal logo Andrew Walters Supporting Member of TMP29 Jan 2016 1:01 p.m. PST

She has the same topography as a fruit loop, but again, did you ever see a fruit loop with facial piercings? Or fake cat ears?

tkdguy29 Jan 2016 11:40 p.m. PST

Is she the Reverse Hello Kitty?

Belisarius31 Jan 2016 10:43 a.m. PST

It is a shame that our society as a whole has come to this point. People who may or may not have a Illness of the mind are poked fun of on the Internet, social media and TV. We should apply the same rules that we do with physical illness to those of the mind. Compassion and at least try to understand what may be going on in their life.

tberry7403 Inactive Member31 Jan 2016 4:35 p.m. PST

Does she have a license?

Has she had her shots?

If she is a stray has she been spayed?

Personal logo Andrew Walters Supporting Member of TMP31 Jan 2016 6:37 p.m. PST

You don't need a license for a cat no matter what the man in the cat detector van says.

Personal logo StoneMtnMinis Supporting Member of TMP31 Jan 2016 8:19 p.m. PST

OK, does she lick her butt or hack-up hairballs? If not, they she is not a cat.

GeoffQRF Inactive Member01 Feb 2016 7:23 a.m. PST

Remember, never date anybody sicker than you

Watch the video to the end…

"What is cat language for 'come on, lets go'"

Pause

"Meow, meow, meow"

Slightly incredulous look from reporter… as Sven (born a human but has someone in his head that is a cat, as opposed to fruitloop, sorry Nano, who says she is a cat) nods in complete agreement…

Personal logo javelin98 Supporting Member of TMP01 Feb 2016 11:55 a.m. PST

So, if she's a cat, will she surround herself with a dozen old women?

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP03 Feb 2016 2:06 p.m. PST

So, if she's a cat, will she surround herself with a dozen old women?

OK. That's on my list to make now. It can be a surreal substitute for my Kitsune and her fox minions for starters.

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