Terrement | 28 Jan 2016 12:20 p.m. PST |
link " …she hisses at dogs, hates water and claims she can even see better at night. A psychologist has said she can grow out of it, but Nano wants to be a cat for life." "The 20-year-old has opened up about her life as a puss, describing how she has a superior sense of hearing and sight which allows her to hunt mice in the dark."
I wonder if she ages in cat years or human years. Flea problems? Does she shed? Prefer dry or moist cat food? Size of her litter box? Bury her own s? |
zoneofcontrol | 28 Jan 2016 12:26 p.m. PST |
It must be true. She's wearing boots in the one photo. |
Col Durnford | 28 Jan 2016 1:37 p.m. PST |
Remember, never date anybody sicker than you. |
etotheipi | 28 Jan 2016 1:59 p.m. PST |
She's welcome to come over and eat the field mice that moved into my house two weeks ago. |
RavenscraftCybernetics | 28 Jan 2016 2:26 p.m. PST |
but can she do "kitty yoga"? |
Parzival | 28 Jan 2016 5:42 p.m. PST |
Well, she got her 15 minutes of attention. |
Only Warlock | 28 Jan 2016 7:22 p.m. PST |
That might be true, but there's an idiot trapped in there with the cat. |
Shagnasty | 28 Jan 2016 10:21 p.m. PST |
A Norwegian furry? I hope she doesn't meet Gunfreak's dogs. |
Texas Jack | 29 Jan 2016 4:12 a.m. PST |
I have said it before and I quite often have reason to say it again: Our society has jumped the shark. I hate the smell of mothballs, does that make me a moth? |
ochoin | 29 Jan 2016 4:19 a.m. PST |
I don't know TJ. There's always been people with a tenuous grasp on reality. they just get more publicity now. BTW did I ever tell you that my dog took first at a Cat Show?
It ate the winner….. |
Texas Jack | 29 Jan 2016 8:01 a.m. PST |
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Forager | 29 Jan 2016 8:31 a.m. PST |
Cats are natural born killers. She should be locked up. |
Andrew Walters | 29 Jan 2016 9:36 a.m. PST |
She should move to America where we subsidize your delusions. link |
Gunfreak | 29 Jan 2016 10:30 a.m. PST |
She is a national shame of Norway togeater with Quislin, Brevik and Prinsesse Martha. We are deeply ashamed because of her, and we have asked to be stripped of Country status in the UN and will now we one of those Grey countries with "no date" to geather with North Korea and Somalia. |
lugal hdan | 29 Jan 2016 10:45 a.m. PST |
I've long suspected that there are fewer cats than cat "spirits". Those cat spirits time-share cat bodies when they're not sleeping. That's why cats sometimes wake up and seem confused or frightened, an why they sleep so frequently. Maybe a particularly ambitious cat spirit has possessed her? Of course, I've also observed that cats only obey the laws of gravity on average. Sometimes, they weigh a ton (like first thing in the morning when they're standing on your chest), and sometimes they are nearly weightless (like when they're jumping higher than they seem like they ought to be able to). |
Andrew Walters | 29 Jan 2016 12:54 p.m. PST |
Cats are wonderful and amazing creatures. But she's not a cat. She is similar to a cat in that she likes attention. She is dissimilar in that she has facial piercings. I've never seen a cat with facial piercings. Kicking her out of Norway seems harsh, though. HP Lovecraft liked cats. Maybe he would have like her. Speaking of cats and gravity, we have a little cat that likes high places. She spends some time each day on the top edge of open doors or on the curtain valences. She jumps back down to the floor no worse for the wear. I leave pillows out for her to land on because I worry about her little cat joints. |
mad monkey 1 | 29 Jan 2016 1:45 p.m. PST |
She's not a cat, maybe a Fruit-loop, but not a cat. |
Andrew Walters | 29 Jan 2016 2:01 p.m. PST |
She has the same topography as a fruit loop, but again, did you ever see a fruit loop with facial piercings? Or fake cat ears? |
tkdguy | 30 Jan 2016 12:40 a.m. PST |
Is she the Reverse Hello Kitty? |
Belisarius | 31 Jan 2016 11:43 a.m. PST |
It is a shame that our society as a whole has come to this point. People who may or may not have a Illness of the mind are poked fun of on the Internet, social media and TV. We should apply the same rules that we do with physical illness to those of the mind. Compassion and at least try to understand what may be going on in their life. |
tberry7403 | 31 Jan 2016 5:35 p.m. PST |
Does she have a license? Has she had her shots? If she is a stray has she been spayed? |
Andrew Walters | 31 Jan 2016 7:37 p.m. PST |
You don't need a license for a cat no matter what the man in the cat detector van says. |
StoneMtnMinis | 31 Jan 2016 9:19 p.m. PST |
OK, does she lick her butt or hack-up hairballs? If not, they she is not a cat. |
GeoffQRF | 01 Feb 2016 8:23 a.m. PST |
Remember, never date anybody sicker than you Watch the video to the end… "What is cat language for 'come on, lets go'" Pause "Meow, meow, meow" Slightly incredulous look from reporter… as Sven (born a human but has someone in his head that is a cat, as opposed to fruitloop, sorry Nano, who says she is a cat) nods in complete agreement… |
javelin98 | 01 Feb 2016 12:55 p.m. PST |
So, if she's a cat, will she surround herself with a dozen old women? |
etotheipi | 03 Feb 2016 3:06 p.m. PST |
So, if she's a cat, will she surround herself with a dozen old women? OK. That's on my list to make now. It can be a surreal substitute for my Kitsune and her fox minions for starters. |