|Last Hussar||22 Jan 2016 6:35 p.m. PST|
Conversation in the office went
Boss "He said to her 'wear a revealing dress'"
Me "She should have worn a T-Shirt that said [SPOILER for recent movie]"
Boss tells me off – she has seen it, but said what if others in earshot hadn't. My response was ' Its been 6 weeks – we are past spoiler territory'
Boss wasn't convinced. Turns out I may be being managed by my younger distaff counterpoint.
Anyway, aside from the question 'Where were you when I was single?' (to which the answer may well be 'year 9', depressingly enough) I thought I will send her 'spoilers'.
The cunning part is they are not attributable, so if you don't know then you don't know. And if you do know, then you already know.
So far I have
'He's his father'
'It was his sled'
'He's a ghost'
Any more people can think of?
| Saber6 ||22 Jan 2016 6:49 p.m. PST|
"it was all a dream"
|Last Hussar||22 Jan 2016 6:52 p.m. PST|
| Saber6 ||22 Jan 2016 7:07 p.m. PST|
Incident at Owl Creek Bridge
Arsenic and Old Lace
| Editor in Chief Bill ||22 Jan 2016 7:45 p.m. PST|
| Doms Decals ||22 Jan 2016 8:00 p.m. PST|
It turns out she was a dude.
There was no such person, he totally made KS up.
| Editor in Chief Bill ||22 Jan 2016 8:55 p.m. PST|
he's not really dead after all
|Streitax ||22 Jan 2016 10:55 p.m. PST|
The ship sinks at the end.
|Maddaz111 ||22 Jan 2016 11:58 p.m. PST|
There was a ks, Dom, there is a file on him,
The narrator was td. (Only thing I can think of with this crippling insomnia of mine)
|MHoxie||23 Jan 2016 3:55 a.m. PST|
She survives, along with the cat.
He sees an old statue, and freaks out.
He clubs the colonel to death.
They fire on the sub, and it fires back.
He tries to stab his son to death, but the cops shoot him.
He falls off the building and dies.
Two of them survive, or maybe just one. Wait, maybe none.
He's smiling, driving the truck really fast, and it goes over the side of the road down the mountain.
|RavenscraftCybernetics ||23 Jan 2016 4:38 a.m. PST|
The street preacher was wearing her dress to lure the hero to his doom.
He finds the object but the govt wont let anyone study it.
They escape the POW camp but only 3 get to safety.
He forces her onto the plane with her husband and takes up gun running with his buddy.
He learns his beloved community wouldnt be the same w/o him.
Their food is processed corpses.
|RavenscraftCybernetics ||23 Jan 2016 4:45 a.m. PST|
Turns out she really was the princess but could only find out by dying.
He saves his mom and dad by turning them into robots.
The cure is on its way but he's gotta wait three years for it.
| Florida Tory ||23 Jan 2016 12:24 p.m. PST|
| Sue Kes ||23 Jan 2016 3:46 p.m. PST|
The assassin is a woman they know.
She's a he.
He makes it out and brings the Governor down.
The Prussians arrive in the nick of time.
The Professor is an undercover goodie.
| Jlundberg ||23 Jan 2016 5:46 p.m. PST|
He went all the way and couldn't do it, but his finger was bitten off and it worked out
| Saber6 ||25 Jan 2016 10:25 a.m. PST|
|28mm Fanatik||25 Jan 2016 11:50 a.m. PST|
My favorite is: "They're actually not living in the 19th Century."
C'mon. 'The Village' wasn't THAT bad.
|gamedad25 ||25 Jan 2016 4:23 p.m. PST|
He IS Kaiser Soze.
They were on Earth the whole time.
Everyone dies at the end.
|28mm Fanatik||25 Jan 2016 5:28 p.m. PST|
FYI: KS = Keysor Soze.
"His girlfriend's really his daughter/sister."
"His/her alter ego is the stalker/killer."
"It was aliens."
"They're ALL bad guys, and watch out for the one hiding under the floor board!"
|gamedad25 ||25 Jan 2016 6:10 p.m. PST|
Actually it is 'Keyser'. Auto correct got me.
And the 'o' in Soze should have an umlaut.
|CBPIII||27 Jan 2016 6:43 a.m. PST|
He blows up the villain's base and has sex with the girl.
|28mm Fanatik||27 Jan 2016 12:32 p.m. PST|
He blows up the villain's base and….
|CBPIII||27 Jan 2016 7:16 p.m. PST|
|Tumbleweed ||29 Jan 2016 8:26 p.m. PST|
Darth Vader really is his father.
|tkdguy||30 Jan 2016 12:43 a.m. PST|
|jpattern2||31 Jan 2016 3:25 p.m. PST|
He gets shot and collapses on the plunger.
|jpattern2||31 Jan 2016 3:25 p.m. PST|
He says, "Time to die," and does.