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Last Hussar22 Jan 2016 6:35 p.m. PST

Conversation in the office went

Boss "He said to her 'wear a revealing dress'"
Me "She should have worn a T-Shirt that said [SPOILER for recent movie]"
Boss tells me off – she has seen it, but said what if others in earshot hadn't. My response was ' Its been 6 weeks – we are past spoiler territory'

Boss wasn't convinced. Turns out I may be being managed by my younger distaff counterpoint.

Anyway, aside from the question 'Where were you when I was single?' (to which the answer may well be 'year 9', depressingly enough) I thought I will send her 'spoilers'.

The cunning part is they are not attributable, so if you don't know then you don't know. And if you do know, then you already know.

So far I have

'He's his father'
'It was his sled'
'He's a ghost'

Any more people can think of?

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian22 Jan 2016 6:49 p.m. PST

"it was all a dream"
"he's adopted"

Last Hussar22 Jan 2016 6:52 p.m. PST

Are those actual films?

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian22 Jan 2016 7:07 p.m. PST

Yes.
Incident at Owl Creek Bridge
Arsenic and Old Lace

Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian22 Jan 2016 7:45 p.m. PST

he's really dead

Personal logo Doms Decals Sponsoring Member of TMP22 Jan 2016 8:00 p.m. PST

It turns out she was a dude.
There was no such person, he totally made KS up.

Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian22 Jan 2016 8:55 p.m. PST

he's not really dead after all

Streitax Inactive Member22 Jan 2016 10:55 p.m. PST

The ship sinks at the end.

Maddaz111 Supporting Member of TMP Inactive Member22 Jan 2016 11:58 p.m. PST

There was a ks, Dom, there is a file on him,

The narrator was td. (Only thing I can think of with this crippling insomnia of mine)

MHoxie23 Jan 2016 3:55 a.m. PST

She survives, along with the cat.
He sees an old statue, and freaks out.
He clubs the colonel to death.
They fire on the sub, and it fires back.
He tries to stab his son to death, but the cops shoot him.
He falls off the building and dies.
Two of them survive, or maybe just one. Wait, maybe none.
He's smiling, driving the truck really fast, and it goes over the side of the road down the mountain.

RavenscraftCybernetics Inactive Member23 Jan 2016 4:38 a.m. PST

The street preacher was wearing her dress to lure the hero to his doom.
He finds the object but the govt wont let anyone study it.
They escape the POW camp but only 3 get to safety.
He forces her onto the plane with her husband and takes up gun running with his buddy.
He learns his beloved community wouldnt be the same w/o him.
Their food is processed corpses.

RavenscraftCybernetics Inactive Member23 Jan 2016 4:45 a.m. PST

Turns out she really was the princess but could only find out by dying.
He saves his mom and dad by turning them into robots.
The cure is on its way but he's gotta wait three years for it.

Personal logo Florida Tory Supporting Member of TMP23 Jan 2016 12:24 p.m. PST

Napoleon loses.

Personal logo Sue Kes Supporting Member of TMP23 Jan 2016 3:46 p.m. PST

The assassin is a woman they know.
She's a he.
He makes it out and brings the Governor down.
The Prussians arrive in the nick of time.
The Professor is an undercover goodie.

Personal logo Jlundberg Supporting Member of TMP23 Jan 2016 5:46 p.m. PST

He went all the way and couldn't do it, but his finger was bitten off and it worked out

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian25 Jan 2016 10:25 a.m. PST

The Butler did do it

28mm Fanatik25 Jan 2016 11:50 a.m. PST

My favorite is: "They're actually not living in the 19th Century."

C'mon. 'The Village' wasn't THAT bad.

gamedad25 Supporting Member of TMP25 Jan 2016 4:23 p.m. PST

He IS Kaiser Soze.

They were on Earth the whole time.

Everyone dies at the end.

28mm Fanatik25 Jan 2016 5:28 p.m. PST

FYI: KS = Keysor Soze.

"His girlfriend's really his daughter/sister."

"His/her alter ego is the stalker/killer."

"It was aliens."

"They're ALL bad guys, and watch out for the one hiding under the floor board!"

gamedad25 Supporting Member of TMP25 Jan 2016 6:10 p.m. PST

Actually it is 'Keyser'. Auto correct got me.
And the 'o' in Soze should have an umlaut.

CBPIII27 Jan 2016 6:43 a.m. PST

He blows up the villain's base and has sex with the girl.

28mm Fanatik27 Jan 2016 12:32 p.m. PST

He blows up the villain's base and….

Bond?

CBPIII27 Jan 2016 7:16 p.m. PST

…James Bond.

Tumbleweed Supporting Member of TMP29 Jan 2016 8:26 p.m. PST

Darth Vader really is his father.

tkdguy30 Jan 2016 12:43 a.m. PST

There can be only one!

jpattern231 Jan 2016 3:25 p.m. PST

He gets shot and collapses on the plunger.

jpattern231 Jan 2016 3:25 p.m. PST

He says, "Time to die," and does.

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