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Streitax Inactive Member08 Dec 2015 8:22 a.m. PST

My Redskins under my former Spartan QB Kirk Cousins lost to Dallas in large part due to a hot doggin' punt returner who ran every direction but north-south carrying the ball like the proverbial loaf of bread and coughed it up inside the Redskin 20, if not 10. Sure, sure, he caught the tying TD on the next drive, but the Skins defense couldn't prevent a 54 yard winning field goal….as usual. I agree with Alex Karis, field goals should be outlawed.
Anyway, a public hanging to at the 50 yard line to encourage the other hot dogers would be imminently satisfying.
But it's just a game. NOT!!!!

Winston Smith Supporting Member of TMP08 Dec 2015 8:49 a.m. PST

This is the same hot dog who has spiked the ball on the 5 yard line on long TD runs. Twice. Once in college, once with the Iggles.

jtkimmel08 Dec 2015 8:59 a.m. PST

Every time I think the NFC Least can't get any worse, they prove me wrong.

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian08 Dec 2015 9:48 a.m. PST

Cowboys are 1 game back in their Division!

Terrement Supporting Member of TMP08 Dec 2015 10:56 a.m. PST

He should have been taught how to return in practice and in wash-ups following games.


Oh, he was?

Then he should have learned this in college.

Oh, he should have?

Surely this was covered in his high school football.

It was?

And how much is he making?
Why is it you, me, and just about everyone else who follows, plays, or has played football knows this but this hoefin doesn't have a clue?

Cowboys are 1 game back in their Division!

That, and the records of the co-leaders all at two games under .500 says a lot. Kinda like the Forrest Whittaker quote from Good Morning Vietnam, just substitute NFC East for "Captain Hauck."

"Captain Hauk sucks the sweat off of a dead mans balls." I have no idea what that means, but it seems very negative to me.
-Good Morning Vietnam

miuzik.it/time/quotes.html

XRaysVision08 Dec 2015 12:49 p.m. PST

So…being a Cowboys fan, I was agog with disbelief when that play occurred. I was PO'ed when the Cowboys didn't win the game by burning up the clock and capping it with a chip shot FG. I was reminded of Bum Phillips a couple decades ago in a similar clock situation when he was attempting to be a commentator yelling "FALL DOWN! FALL DOWN!" It turned out, despite our best efforts, in our favor in the end.

I guess a 'W' is a 'W' but there're more games to go. Nobody in the East has an easy schedule from here on out. Has there been a team in the play-offs with a bad a record as the East champs will potentially have?

Shagnasty Supporting Member of TMP08 Dec 2015 1:19 p.m. PST

Nice to find another Dallas fan on this site. Go 'boys!

Who asked this joker08 Dec 2015 1:41 p.m. PST

As soon as I saw Jackson start to retreat around the coverage I was thinking "This will not end well." and when the ball popped out I thought "and there it is."

The Dallas Cowboys should name Jackson him the MVP of the game.

I was a terrible, terrible, slow rolling train wreck and flag fest of a game. 3 hours of broadcast time to see two good catches. The NFL at its finest.

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian08 Dec 2015 2:14 p.m. PST

When the game started I predicted a 12-9 final. When I came back to the game in the 4th I thought I had nailed it.

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