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|Last Hussar||05 Dec 2015 3:46 a.m. PST|
I have a large whiteboard at work, on which I write various deadlines, reminders etc. While I have various electronic things with these on, being able to glance up and see the upcoming work is helpful, and means colleagues can instantly see my current position.
On Thursday I wrote at the very top
73,725,109,598 days since the last T. Rex incident.
No one has yet questioned it.
| x42brown ||05 Dec 2015 5:39 a.m. PST|
I hope you keep updating it
| Doms Decals ||05 Dec 2015 6:24 a.m. PST|
Cross it out and scrawl "1" underneath….
|Streitax ||05 Dec 2015 8:18 a.m. PST|
|goragrad||05 Dec 2015 12:46 p.m. PST|
They had one of those in the offices at Jurassic Park until the velociraprtors ate it…
|Ghecko||06 Dec 2015 3:23 p.m. PST|
I've done silly things like this with reports going to high level management with no response. One seriously wonders why we waste our time with such "reports". Our CEO wanted a stocktake done and rather than tonnes, I sent it as bushels. No response at all. Nothing.
| etotheipi ||06 Dec 2015 4:35 p.m. PST|
If you have lots of wet wipes or hand soap, you can rub red dry erase marker on your hands and make decent blood drippy handprints on the board.
|Gunfreak ||09 Dec 2015 5:01 a.m. PST|
To really freak them out, get a time machine, get a t-rex, after a few of them gets eaten, they might pay more attention next time.
|MarescialloDiCampo||10 Dec 2015 6:00 a.m. PST|
We have a pre-meeting to discuss a report before the actual meeting on the report and a consolidation meeting to accept all the report changes and a final production meeting once it is to be published in a draft format and forwarded up.
…And that doesn't count all of the other meetings and associated e-mails that go into publishing it (and then the lawyers have to screen it).
Usually there are between 3-5 more draft copies and meetings before the report is published.
|Last Hussar||13 Dec 2015 1:04 p.m. PST|
As of Friday 5pm (11/12*) still no one has said anything. Not sure if unobservant or just used to me.
*This is the correct way round.