"Hell of a Health and Safety record" Topic
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| Last Hussar | 05 Dec 2015 4:46 a.m. PST |
I have a large whiteboard at work, on which I write various deadlines, reminders etc. While I have various electronic things with these on, being able to glance up and see the upcoming work is helpful, and means colleagues can instantly see my current position. On Thursday I wrote at the very top 73,725,109,598 days since the last T. Rex incident. No one has yet questioned it. |
 x42brown  | 05 Dec 2015 6:39 a.m. PST |
I like
I hope you keep updating it x42 |
 Doms Decals   | 05 Dec 2015 7:24 a.m. PST |
Cross it out and scrawl "1" underneath…. |
| Streitax | 05 Dec 2015 9:18 a.m. PST |
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| goragrad | 05 Dec 2015 1:46 p.m. PST |
They had one of those in the offices at Jurassic Park until the velociraprtors ate it… |
| Ghecko | 06 Dec 2015 4:23 p.m. PST |
I've done silly things like this with reports going to high level management with no response. One seriously wonders why we waste our time with such "reports". Our CEO wanted a stocktake done and rather than tonnes, I sent it as bushels. No response at all. Nothing. |
 etotheipi | 06 Dec 2015 5:35 p.m. PST |
If you have lots of wet wipes or hand soap, you can rub red dry erase marker on your hands and make decent blood drippy handprints on the board. |
Gunfreak  | 09 Dec 2015 6:01 a.m. PST |
To really freak them out, get a time machine, get a t-rex, after a few of them gets eaten, they might pay more attention next time. |
| MarescialloDiCampo | 10 Dec 2015 7:00 a.m. PST |
We have a pre-meeting to discuss a report before the actual meeting on the report and a consolidation meeting to accept all the report changes and a final production meeting once it is to be published in a draft format and forwarded up.
…And that doesn't count all of the other meetings and associated e-mails that go into publishing it (and then the lawyers have to screen it).
Usually there are between 3-5 more draft copies and meetings before the report is published.
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| Last Hussar | 13 Dec 2015 2:04 p.m. PST |
Bugged? As of Friday 5pm (11/12*) still no one has said anything. Not sure if unobservant or just used to me.
*This is the correct way round.
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