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Winston Smith23 Nov 2015 11:18 a.m. PST

As he lay dying, Lord Greystoke expressed his wish that his intestines and stomach be made into a set of drums and bagpipes so that he and his love of music might live on after his death.
He wanted to ensure that people could hear the Tarzan's Tripes Forever.

Btw if you should be so inconsiderate as to pass this along, you may stretch it out as long as you wish, to make it a real shaggy dog story.

RavenscraftCybernetics23 Nov 2015 12:48 p.m. PST

You should be punished for that, Winie.

skippy000123 Nov 2015 1:08 p.m. PST

…that…hurt…MEDIC!!!!

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP23 Nov 2015 2:17 p.m. PST

Winston, GO TO YOUR HOVEL !

tkdguy23 Nov 2015 8:37 p.m. PST

I'm going to spread the pain in another forum! evil grin

Old Wolfman04 Dec 2015 7:40 a.m. PST

Stephan Pastis might use that one in "Pearls Before Swine",if he hasn't already.

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