|Last Hussar||15 Aug 2015 8:02 a.m. PST|
Stolen from I'm sorry I Haven't a clue
Most people will know of limericks. For those who don't they are 5 line humourous poems rhyming aabba.
There was a man from Dajeeling
who boarded a bus bound for Ealing
It said on the door
don't spit on the floor
so he stood up and spat on the ceiling
The aim here is to construct a limerick one post at a time.
You are only allowed to contribute one line per limerick.
Whoever finishes one provides the first line of the next – maybe put a line of dashes and a couple of blank lines to show its a new poem.
You may wish to avoid the Young Man from Buckingham.
While posting on TMP,
|Brian Bronson ||15 Aug 2015 8:06 a.m. PST|
About a game in the Holy See
|Ed Mohrmann ||15 Aug 2015 9:29 a.m. PST|
the OP was caught in turmoil
|Chris Palmer||15 Aug 2015 9:42 a.m. PST|
By a comment that made him recoil
| Saber6 ||15 Aug 2015 10:36 a.m. PST|
but that is the nature of TMP
There once was a Hussar from France
|Winston Smith ||15 Aug 2015 11:12 a.m. PST|
Whose troop sergeant made him dance.
|RavenscraftCybernetics ||15 Aug 2015 11:47 a.m. PST|
| Dye4minis ||15 Aug 2015 12:25 p.m. PST|
While his girlfriend wept
|MHoxie||15 Aug 2015 12:54 p.m. PST|
When he snagged on an uhlan's lance?
Three Scotsmen once went a hiking…
| Saber6 ||15 Aug 2015 1:08 p.m. PST|
To steal SPAM from some Viking
| 20thmaine ||15 Aug 2015 1:12 p.m. PST|
|Chris Palmer||15 Aug 2015 1:44 p.m. PST|
"Tis his own fault!" Ulric hissed
|Ed Mohrmann ||15 Aug 2015 2:04 p.m. PST|
"that one should have gone biking !"
While wooing a girl by the lake
|Winston Smith ||15 Aug 2015 2:13 p.m. PST|
I made a horrible mistake!
|Chris Palmer||15 Aug 2015 3:33 p.m. PST|
The picnic lunch I had packed
|Last Hussar||15 Aug 2015 4:51 p.m. PST|
|Winston Smith ||15 Aug 2015 8:52 p.m. PST|
And I had a bomb instead of a cake.
|Winston Smith ||15 Aug 2015 8:53 p.m. PST|
There was a young man from Milwaukee.
|Ed Mohrmann ||16 Aug 2015 1:53 a.m. PST|
who confused his house and his car key
|Chris Palmer||16 Aug 2015 3:14 a.m. PST|
When he headed off to work
|Texas Jack||16 Aug 2015 4:48 a.m. PST|
|RavenscraftCybernetics ||16 Aug 2015 7:55 a.m. PST|
isnt this a bunch of malarkey?
I once dated a girly named Sally
|Last Hussar||16 Aug 2015 8:00 a.m. PST|
To the chagrin of Father O'Malley
|Chris Palmer||16 Aug 2015 8:06 a.m. PST|
You'd think that I'd be smarter
|RavenscraftCybernetics ||16 Aug 2015 1:15 p.m. PST|
|Brian Bronson ||16 Aug 2015 2:50 p.m. PST|
For a tryst in a darkened back-alley.
|Brian Bronson ||16 Aug 2015 2:51 p.m. PST|
I once possessed rulebooks galore
|RavenscraftCybernetics ||16 Aug 2015 3:46 p.m. PST|
most are in a pile by the door.
| John the OFM ||16 Aug 2015 5:51 p.m. PST|
|RavenscraftCybernetics ||16 Aug 2015 6:23 p.m. PST|
|Chris Palmer||16 Aug 2015 6:39 p.m. PST|
Said you can live at home in the basement no more!
My hussars are all painted with style
|Winston Smith ||16 Aug 2015 9:09 p.m. PST|
You can see their plumes from a mile.
| John the OFM ||16 Aug 2015 9:55 p.m. PST|
Their pelisses were purple
|Texas Jack||17 Aug 2015 3:47 a.m. PST|
and lined with white fur-ple
|Karellian Knight||17 Aug 2015 4:42 a.m. PST|
But basing them was a trial.
There was a young gamer from London
|Winston Smith ||17 Aug 2015 5:14 a.m. PST|
Who ordered some Chinese WonTon.
|Chris Palmer||17 Aug 2015 5:18 a.m. PST|
He ended up spilling the soup
|RavenscraftCybernetics ||17 Aug 2015 5:23 a.m. PST|
from the spoon his noodles did droop.
|Ed Mohrmann ||17 Aug 2015 6:44 a.m. PST|
and spoiled all of his fun-fun !
An unemployed plumber named Jack
|RavenscraftCybernetics ||17 Aug 2015 7:05 a.m. PST|
carried all of his tools in a sack.
|zoneofcontrol ||17 Aug 2015 7:23 a.m. PST|
Stopped by the Host to find work.
| Tommy20 ||17 Aug 2015 7:40 a.m. PST|
but disgusted by the murk
|RavenscraftCybernetics ||17 Aug 2015 9:43 a.m. PST|
my career has veered off the track.
Carl loved to play with his dice.
|Brian Bronson ||17 Aug 2015 10:55 a.m. PST|
The twelve-sider he thought was so nice
|Texas Jack||17 Aug 2015 10:58 a.m. PST|
|RavenscraftCybernetics ||17 Aug 2015 12:38 p.m. PST|
|Last Hussar||17 Aug 2015 1:52 p.m. PST|
So now D4s are his only vice.
Drinking whisky with old General Grant
|Brian Bronson ||17 Aug 2015 2:17 p.m. PST|
I got up the nerve to call him a ant
= semi-vulgar term for urine
|Chris Palmer||17 Aug 2015 5:27 p.m. PST|
|Winston Smith ||17 Aug 2015 8:56 p.m. PST|