Last Hussar | 15 Aug 2015 8:02 a.m. PST |
Stolen from I'm sorry I Haven't a clue Most people will know of limericks. For those who don't they are 5 line humourous poems rhyming aabba. There was a man from Dajeeling who boarded a bus bound for Ealing It said on the door don't spit on the floor so he stood up and spat on the ceiling The aim here is to construct a limerick one post at a time. You are only allowed to contribute one line per limerick. Whoever finishes one provides the first line of the next – maybe put a line of dashes and a couple of blank lines to show its a new poem.
You may wish to avoid the Young Man from Buckingham. I'll Start While posting on TMP,
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Brian Bronson | 15 Aug 2015 8:06 a.m. PST |
About a game in the Holy See |
Ed Mohrmann | 15 Aug 2015 9:29 a.m. PST |
the OP was caught in turmoil |
Chris Palmer | 15 Aug 2015 9:42 a.m. PST |
By a comment that made him recoil |
Saber6 | 15 Aug 2015 10:36 a.m. PST |
but that is the nature of TMP *** There once was a Hussar from France |
Winston Smith | 15 Aug 2015 11:12 a.m. PST |
Whose troop sergeant made him dance. |
RavenscraftCybernetics | 15 Aug 2015 11:47 a.m. PST |
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Dye4minis | 15 Aug 2015 12:25 p.m. PST |
While his girlfriend wept |
MHoxie | 15 Aug 2015 12:54 p.m. PST |
When he snagged on an uhlan's lance? Three Scotsmen once went a hiking… |
Saber6 | 15 Aug 2015 1:08 p.m. PST |
To steal SPAM from some Viking |
20thmaine | 15 Aug 2015 1:12 p.m. PST |
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Chris Palmer | 15 Aug 2015 1:44 p.m. PST |
"Tis his own fault!" Ulric hissed |
Ed Mohrmann | 15 Aug 2015 2:04 p.m. PST |
"that one should have gone biking !" ------------- While wooing a girl by the lake |
Winston Smith | 15 Aug 2015 2:13 p.m. PST |
I made a horrible mistake! |
Chris Palmer | 15 Aug 2015 3:33 p.m. PST |
The picnic lunch I had packed |
Last Hussar | 15 Aug 2015 4:51 p.m. PST |
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Winston Smith | 15 Aug 2015 8:52 p.m. PST |
And I had a bomb instead of a cake. |
Winston Smith | 15 Aug 2015 8:53 p.m. PST |
There was a young man from Milwaukee. |
Ed Mohrmann | 16 Aug 2015 1:53 a.m. PST |
who confused his house and his car key |
Chris Palmer | 16 Aug 2015 3:14 a.m. PST |
When he headed off to work |
Texas Jack | 16 Aug 2015 4:48 a.m. PST |
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RavenscraftCybernetics | 16 Aug 2015 7:55 a.m. PST |
isnt this a bunch of malarkey? I once dated a girly named Sally
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Last Hussar | 16 Aug 2015 8:00 a.m. PST |
To the chagrin of Father O'Malley |
Chris Palmer | 16 Aug 2015 8:06 a.m. PST |
You'd think that I'd be smarter |
RavenscraftCybernetics | 16 Aug 2015 1:15 p.m. PST |
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Brian Bronson | 16 Aug 2015 2:50 p.m. PST |
For a tryst in a darkened back-alley. |
Brian Bronson | 16 Aug 2015 2:51 p.m. PST |
I once possessed rulebooks galore |
RavenscraftCybernetics | 16 Aug 2015 3:46 p.m. PST |
most are in a pile by the door. |
John the OFM | 16 Aug 2015 5:51 p.m. PST |
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RavenscraftCybernetics | 16 Aug 2015 6:23 p.m. PST |
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Chris Palmer | 16 Aug 2015 6:39 p.m. PST |
Said you can live at home in the basement no more! . . . . . . My hussars are all painted with style |
Winston Smith | 16 Aug 2015 9:09 p.m. PST |
You can see their plumes from a mile. |
John the OFM | 16 Aug 2015 9:55 p.m. PST |
Their pelisses were purple |
Texas Jack | 17 Aug 2015 3:47 a.m. PST |
and lined with white fur-ple |
Karellian Knight | 17 Aug 2015 4:42 a.m. PST |
But basing them was a trial. **** There was a young gamer from London |
Winston Smith | 17 Aug 2015 5:14 a.m. PST |
Who ordered some Chinese WonTon. |
Chris Palmer | 17 Aug 2015 5:18 a.m. PST |
He ended up spilling the soup |
RavenscraftCybernetics | 17 Aug 2015 5:23 a.m. PST |
from the spoon his noodles did droop. |
Ed Mohrmann | 17 Aug 2015 6:44 a.m. PST |
and spoiled all of his fun-fun ! --------------- An unemployed plumber named Jack |
RavenscraftCybernetics | 17 Aug 2015 7:05 a.m. PST |
carried all of his tools in a sack. |
zoneofcontrol | 17 Aug 2015 7:23 a.m. PST |
Stopped by the Host to find work. |
Tommy20 | 17 Aug 2015 7:40 a.m. PST |
but disgusted by the murk |
RavenscraftCybernetics | 17 Aug 2015 9:43 a.m. PST |
my career has veered off the track. . . . . . . . . Carl loved to play with his dice. |
Brian Bronson | 17 Aug 2015 10:55 a.m. PST |
The twelve-sider he thought was so nice |
Texas Jack | 17 Aug 2015 10:58 a.m. PST |
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RavenscraftCybernetics | 17 Aug 2015 12:38 p.m. PST |
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Last Hussar | 17 Aug 2015 1:52 p.m. PST |
So now D4s are his only vice. ########## Drinking whisky with old General Grant |
Brian Bronson | 17 Aug 2015 2:17 p.m. PST |
I got up the nerve to call him a ant = semi-vulgar term for urine |
Chris Palmer | 17 Aug 2015 5:27 p.m. PST |
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Winston Smith | 17 Aug 2015 8:56 p.m. PST |
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