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Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP Inactive Member05 Jul 2015 10:58 a.m. PST

The time has come for the american people to rise up as one and demand honest answers from our elected officials about beans. Are they good for your heart? Are they musical? Are they a fruit? What will happen if we eat more beans? These are the tough questions about beans. They will not go away! It is up to each of us to demand answers!

JSchutt05 Jul 2015 11:30 a.m. PST

Such things are already under study via innumerable grants, committees, conferences and taxing strategy think tanks. Answers to your seemingly simple questions will not be forthcoming during your lifetime, nor that of your scions. Just make sure they are not undercooked an have a dose of "Bean-o" close at hand.

Personal logo The Tin Dictator Supporting Member of TMP05 Jul 2015 12:26 p.m. PST

They are definately musically inclined.
However, they are not nearly as good as the California Raisins.

Winston Smith Supporting Member of TMP05 Jul 2015 12:56 p.m. PST

If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?

Buff Orpington Inactive Member05 Jul 2015 1:33 p.m. PST

Baked beans are good for your heart

This is confirmed in the limerick and it must be true because it's on the internet.

Tom Bryant05 Jul 2015 7:08 p.m. PST

Nobody has yet come up with a satisfactory answer to the age old question of Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? HARUMPH!

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP05 Jul 2015 7:17 p.m. PST

And if your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it
in spite ?

MHoxie Inactive Member06 Jul 2015 2:09 a.m. PST

Son, don't you know you're gonna drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop drivin' that hot, rod, Lincoln.

zoneofcontrol06 Jul 2015 4:11 a.m. PST

In this age of energy conservation, should "hot water heaters" be outlawed? What is the sense of heating hot water?

Personal logo flooglestreet Supporting Member of TMP Inactive Member06 Jul 2015 10:15 a.m. PST

If it takes half a chicken half an hour to lay half an egg, how long does it take a whole frog with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a watermelon?

mad monkey 106 Jul 2015 11:46 a.m. PST

This long,
YouTube link

Crow Bait Inactive Member06 Jul 2015 2:39 p.m. PST

Even if the Government does have the answer to your bean question, would you believe anything they said?

Personal logo Weasel Supporting Member of TMP08 Jul 2015 12:19 p.m. PST

We hold these beans to be self-evident

Old Wolfman09 Jul 2015 6:57 a.m. PST

"How 'bout some more beans,Mr. Taggart?" "I think you boys have had enough!" ;^)

Old Wolfman09 Jul 2015 6:59 a.m. PST

Incidentally,my favorite brand is Bush's.

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