| flooglestreet ||05 Jul 2015 9:58 a.m. PST|
The time has come for the american people to rise up as one and demand honest answers from our elected officials about beans. Are they good for your heart? Are they musical? Are they a fruit? What will happen if we eat more beans? These are the tough questions about beans. They will not go away! It is up to each of us to demand answers!
|JSchutt||05 Jul 2015 10:30 a.m. PST|
Such things are already under study via innumerable grants, committees, conferences and taxing strategy think tanks. Answers to your seemingly simple questions will not be forthcoming during your lifetime, nor that of your scions. Just make sure they are not undercooked an have a dose of "Bean-o" close at hand.
|The Tin Dictator||05 Jul 2015 11:26 a.m. PST|
They are definately musically inclined.
However, they are not nearly as good as the California Raisins.
|Winston Smith ||05 Jul 2015 11:56 a.m. PST|
If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
|Buff Orpington ||05 Jul 2015 12:33 p.m. PST|
Baked beans are good for your heart
This is confirmed in the limerick and it must be true because it's on the internet.
|Tom Bryant ||05 Jul 2015 6:08 p.m. PST|
Nobody has yet come up with a satisfactory answer to the age old question of Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? HARUMPH!
|Ed Mohrmann ||05 Jul 2015 6:17 p.m. PST|
And if your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it
in spite ?
|MHoxie||06 Jul 2015 1:09 a.m. PST|
Son, don't you know you're gonna drive me to drinkin'
If you don't stop drivin' that hot, rod, Lincoln.
|zoneofcontrol ||06 Jul 2015 3:11 a.m. PST|
In this age of energy conservation, should "hot water heaters" be outlawed? What is the sense of heating hot water?
| flooglestreet ||06 Jul 2015 9:15 a.m. PST|
If it takes half a chicken half an hour to lay half an egg, how long does it take a whole frog with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a watermelon?
|mad monkey 1||06 Jul 2015 10:46 a.m. PST|
|Crow Bait||06 Jul 2015 1:39 p.m. PST|
Even if the Government does have the answer to your bean question, would you believe anything they said?
| Weasel ||08 Jul 2015 11:19 a.m. PST|
We hold these beans to be self-evident
|Old Wolfman||09 Jul 2015 5:57 a.m. PST|
"How 'bout some more beans,Mr. Taggart?" "I think you boys have had enough!" ;^)
|Old Wolfman||09 Jul 2015 5:59 a.m. PST|
Incidentally,my favorite brand is Bush's.