"Frosty the Snowman Was Arrested and Convicted..." Topic
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 etotheipi  | 14 Dec 2014 6:06 a.m. PST |
…for stealing a time machine. His simple-minded goal was to live in eternal winter by returning to its start before he ever reached it end. However, the addition of a new Frosty to the timestream for each attempt to cheat Mother Nature was deemed to be a hazard to the entire universe. Also, it's not nice to fool Mother Nature. Father Time sentenced him to be sent forward to June to face summery execution. |
| GarrisonMiniatures | 14 Dec 2014 9:34 a.m. PST |
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| Streitax | 14 Dec 2014 3:19 p.m. PST |
That is a pun, sir. Certainly cruel, hardly fair. I suggest a blind fold, cigarette and firing squad at dawn, etotheipi, unless you choose to take the honorable way out. |
| etotheipi | 14 Dec 2014 4:34 p.m. PST |
I suggest a blind fold, Nah, my origami is bad enough when I can see it. cigarette … don't smoke … and firing squad at dawn Well, if you want to shoot at dawn, go ahead, but be careful about looking directly into the rising sun. unless you choose to take the honorable way out. … um … ok …
… Hail, Apis! Certainly cruel, hardly fair. I dunno … it's seemed to fare pretty well, so far. |
 Parzival  | 14 Dec 2014 5:03 p.m. PST |
If it hadn't been so lucid, I'd suggest checking his eggnog. Since it was lucid, I suggest spiking his eggnog, for the good of us all. |
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