"ARE YOU ALIVE OR DEAD - The UN asks!" Topic

Just received -
FROM THE DESK OF MR BAN KI MOON.
SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS
OFFICE OF THE UNITED NATIONS.
1845 W ORANGE GROVE RD, TUCSON, AZ, U.S.A
TELEPHONE: 520-306-2050

Attention: Beneficiary,

My name is Mr Mike Frederick, New SECRETARY TO BAN KI MOON (UNITED NATIONS) From investigation office in USA. This is to notify you that Federal Government Of United States of America Approve the sum of $2.5 USDMillion United States Dollars each to all the short listed scam victims whose name was recovered during the recent (UNITED NATIONS) investigation process going on at western union and Money gram money transfer here in the USA. Your name was found among the list of those that sent so much money through western union to Africa, after our investigation, we find out that you have sent so much money to those Fraudsters who claim to hold funds in your name without receiving anything from them.

But just yesterday it was confirmed to us that you are dead by Mr Amos Moss a British Citizen and he stated that he was coming back with your death certificate to claim your compensations later today and that is why we decided to contact you to know if this is true or not.

We are working hard to stop fraud and internet scam in African countries, We got so many fraudsters arrested few days ago and one of them gave us your Name. Below are Names of those internet scammers we got arrested few days ago:

Mr. Paul Williams : Former Western Union Director.
Mr. Bobby Brown : Former Money Gram Director.
Mrs. Farida Waziri : Former e.f.c.c chairman.
Rev. Sam George : United Bank of Africa.
Mr. Sanusi Lamido:From Central Bank.
Mr. Anderson Marti: From Wells Fargo Bank.
Mr. Richard Meddings: From Standard Chartered Bank.
Mrs. Carman L. Lapointe: Bank of Africa.
Mrs. Inga Britt Ahlenius:Bank of Africa.

In case you recognize them because one of them gave us your email address and he also said that he has collected more than One Hundred Dollars from you. No Body is Above the Law, I promise you that these criminals will not go unpunished, they must be punished for this criminal act. It was on these very recommendation that Government Of the United States Approved the sum of $2.5 USDMillion Dollars to you, in other to compensate you for all your loses to those Fraudsters who Collect Money from you without given you the fund they claim to have in your name, is an order from united nation to the United States of America to compensate all the short listed scam victims whose name was recovered during the recent Police investigation process going on at western union and Money gram money transfer in Africa.

Be inform that your compensation fund valued the sum of $2.5 USDMillion Dollars has been approved and ready to be transfered to your bank account which you will provide and according to the United States Constitution you are required to comply with the US constitution as stated below.

The United States law Section 7 and 8: which states that all Transaction above the sum of $1 USD million must be liable for approval of a Yellow Tag Certificate from the US Treasury Department before commencement of oral and electronic wires under the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance act of 1978 which is known to all security agencies operating in the United States.

Section 201 subsection 6 also states that all transactions above $1 USD million would be cleared by the International Money Laundering Abatement and financial anti-terrorism act of 2001 which stipulates that as soon as the yellow tag certificate is obtained then transfer of the said funds must go into the Beneficiary account within 48 hours pending on immediate payment of the transfer wire charges.

Note that you are required to pay the sum of $350.00 USD usd immediately to this office for your compensation fund clearance Yellow Tag Certificate as instructed in the United States Constitution to enable us proceed to US Treasury to renew your payment file and also obtain the needed Yellow Tag certificate and you are to send the required $350.00 USD usd in favour of our protocol officer to enable us renew your payment file and also get your funds insured before your compensation fund will be delivered to you.

You are to provide us with the following informations about you.

Full Name
Address
Phone Number
Copy Of your Identification

This is to confirm that we are dealing with the right person under the United States Constitution act of 2001 which restrains anyone from claiming or stealing funds.

You are therefore required to get back to us with the required informations and we will furnish you the details to make the payment for the yellow tag certificate and final remittance of your funds.

I await your utmost response on this matter and you can reach me on 520-306-2050 if you require more informations on this.

Regards.

Mr Mike Frederick.
NEW SECRETARY TO BAN KI MOON
SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS

. . . My Utmost response? No, you don't want that :)

Well as long as I am protected by the United States Constitution Act of 2001, it sounds legit.

Seems legit me. What You going spend the Money on? Those Fraudsters can be quite the Bastards.

Nothing new, as the old proverb goes: A Fool and his money are soon prted ?
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Every grammar nazi in town would be pouncing on Mr. Frederick and his alleged "letter".

I love the second paragraph. "Mr Amos Moss, a British Citizen."

I've never met anyone called Amos over here……

Cerdic, I thought it used to be common in rural England . . . "Old Amos" is practically a cliche in Lancashire.

Not since the 17th Century……!

What about Amos Brearly, late landlord of the Woolpack?