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Alxbates25 Jan 2014 4:08 a.m. PST

I've mostly been posting these to my Facebook page lately, but here's one that I think ya'll might like. I work as the bouncer at a small local bar here in Fairbanks, Alaska.

Two attractive young ladies were standing at the bar, discussing their plans for the night.

"Let's go back to my place and keep drinking after the bar closes! We'll wake up in a puddle of whiskey!"

"Ugh, not that, how about a puddle of… a puddle of… SOMETHING."

The peanut gallery began shouting suggestions:

"Sweat!"

"Vomit!"

"Dicks! A puddle of dicks!"

The girls looked increasingly horrified as the suggestions continued, so the bartender intervened.

She leaned forward, and in her best Kindergarten Teacher-voice, said,

"BAD DECISIONS. A puddle of bad decisions, ladies."

The girls liked that one.

"WOOOOO!! Yeah!"

"BAD DECISIONS! Let's make it happen!"

They cheered and walked towards the dance floor.

There is no doubt in my mind that they will achieve their stated goal.

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP25 Jan 2014 7:07 a.m. PST

It's nice to be so young and to achieve your goals.

Personal logo Stronty Girl Supporting Member of TMP Fezian25 Jan 2014 7:16 a.m. PST

And they say that young people today have no ambitions…

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP25 Jan 2014 9:31 a.m. PST

Another example of SMART Goals in the workplace!

Specific
Measurable
Attainable
Relevant
Time Bound

Also, good decisions come from experience. Experience comes from bad decisions. So they must be on the right track.

kyoteblue Inactive Member25 Jan 2014 10:50 a.m. PST

Plus 2 to the Bar Tender.

Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP14 Feb 2014 6:14 a.m. PST

Damn….and no video camera….

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