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Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP27 Jun 2013 1:16 p.m. PST

Scurvy dogs raise scurrilous charges against the good captain!: link

(I do note, by the way, that regardless of rank, the commanding officer of a vessel has always traditionally held the title of "captain" in reference to his vessel and in how he is addressed by crew and passengers, whatever his military rank might be.)

richarDISNEY27 Jun 2013 1:40 p.m. PST

laugh
Awesome.
beer

Space Monkey27 Jun 2013 2:07 p.m. PST

I've heard him ranting about someone pilfering all the crunchberries… and he keeps juggling those little balls.

charared27 Jun 2013 3:52 p.m. PST

LaFeet is behind all this I'm sure!

Smedley should be called in to sit on that pirate!

Dn Jackson Supporting Member of TMP27 Jun 2013 6:00 p.m. PST

If he's in command of the Guppy, he is referred to as Cap'n. It's a naval tradition going back hundreds of years.

Old Slow Trot28 Jun 2013 5:42 a.m. PST

And he kids us not.

Garand28 Jun 2013 9:40 a.m. PST

Well, looks like I learned something today: 3 stripes = commander; 4 stripes = captain. And who said over-sweetened breakfast cereals cannot teach us anything…!

Damon.

AndrewGPaul28 Jun 2013 10:35 a.m. PST

I thought this was about phone phreaking.

Coelacanth28 Jun 2013 4:07 p.m. PST

Fellow Captains were quick to respond:

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Ron

SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER28 Jun 2013 8:28 p.m. PST

Tempest in a longboat if you ask me.

Tom Bryant28 Jun 2013 9:07 p.m. PST

Here is his "official" statement:

YouTube link

Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP29 Jun 2013 10:06 a.m. PST

Well, since you brought him up, let's check Kirk's sleeve markings, shall we?

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Not four, not really even three, but two lines around a ring of dashes! Have we been lied to all these years? Will the deception never end? Think of the children!

Ditto Tango 2 329 Jun 2013 4:19 p.m. PST

He's only got two stripes here:

YouTube link

Obviously on a very s l o w promotion track!
--
Tim

Coelacanth30 Jun 2013 5:04 a.m. PST

Guys,

let us not neglect rank inflation in the 23rd century:

Lowly crew member = Ensign

Lieutenant Commander = Captain

The system had been re-set by Picard's day, but by then there were 3 5/8 admirals for each captain.

Ron

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