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SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER Inactive Member15 Jun 2013 2:57 a.m. PST

It' all man's fault that that women get it!


Traditionally, scientists believed men tried to mate with young, pre-menopausal women because they were fertile.

But a new study has turned the theory on its head, claiming men actually caused the middle-aged loss of fertility because they have always preferred sleeping with younger women.

However the controversial theory has already attracted criticism from other specialists, who have stressed that the reason why women become infertile in middle age is still a mystery.

The real mystery, is who funds this drivel?
Women get menopause because they run out of eggs! Women before the advent of modern medicine didn't live long enough to reach it.

Mr Elmo15 Jun 2013 4:33 a.m. PST

men tried to mate with young, pre-menopausal women because they were fertile

And here I thought men tried to mate with any woman that would let them.

zippyfusenet Inactive Member15 Jun 2013 12:32 p.m. PST

Now, Elmo. Some men have standards. Even many of the men on TMP. Even though some would be better off without.

As for the OP, of *course* it's all our fault. Men control everything and do whatever we like. Don't we?

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP15 Jun 2013 2:31 p.m. PST

Zippy is right. Don't try to argue with it. We are wrong regardless.

I just wish that Kate Upton would stop ringing my doorbell though.

Note that the author of the "study" is a randy middle aged male. That explains it all. Of course, had the author been female, that would have explained it too.

Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian15 Jun 2013 7:23 p.m. PST

Women get menopause because they run out of eggs!

And no doubt the argument is that they don't need more eggs, because they aren't getting any! grin

(And presumably this applies to cavemen, long before modern humans emerged…)

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