"Ridiculous Job Titles!" Topic
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|SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER ||13 May 2013 11:52 a.m. PST|
Where was the Teen Exorcist when my kids were teen?
| Rrobbyrobot ||13 May 2013 1:53 p.m. PST|
So what's a Teen Exorcist do? Drive the teen demon out of the teen? What's left after that procedure?
| Parzival ||13 May 2013 2:07 p.m. PST|
|Oddball ||13 May 2013 2:22 p.m. PST|
Wow, there are some strange ones in that group.
In high school we had this guy, Dave Blant (name changed to protect his identity) who was the janitor.
He didn't like the job title and had to be referred to as, Mr. Blant, Head of Custodial Engineering.
|Roderick Robertson ||13 May 2013 3:11 p.m. PST|
Ex-Moonshiner? Yeah, right, he'll never make 'shine again
| etotheipi ||13 May 2013 3:49 p.m. PST|
I am a much better Rasputin Impersonator than Alan Moore.
|Jakse375 ||13 May 2013 9:46 p.m. PST|
Okay, Koch is a beer expert period, drop the chocolate part. but the rest are pretty funny.
One that did not make the list, Dishwasher: Hydro-ceramic engineer.
|mkah042||19 May 2013 6:17 a.m. PST|
One of my clients has on his namecard his name, company, contacts, and his title: Futurist.
|tkdguy||23 May 2013 1:48 p.m. PST|
The acronym isn't what you think it is. It stands for the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, which is active in the southern Philippines.
But I understand everyone getting the wrong idea. I was in Manila in 2008 and saw the headline "Soldiers Raid Stronghold" and my first thought was "Go soldiers!"
Edit: Looks like I got bleeped! Sorry about that. I didn't know that acronym was on the verboten list.