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SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER Inactive Member13 May 2013 11:52 a.m. PST

Where was the Teen Exorcist when my kids were teen?

Personal logo Rrobbyrobot Supporting Member of TMP Inactive Member13 May 2013 1:53 p.m. PST

So what's a Teen Exorcist do? Drive the teen demon out of the teen? What's left after that procedure?

Parzival13 May 2013 2:07 p.m. PST

Slumber party?

Oddball13 May 2013 2:22 p.m. PST

Wow, there are some strange ones in that group.

In high school we had this guy, Dave Blant (name changed to protect his identity) who was the janitor.

He didn't like the job title and had to be referred to as, Mr. Blant, Head of Custodial Engineering.

Roderick Robertson Fezian13 May 2013 3:11 p.m. PST

Ex-Moonshiner? Yeah, right, he'll never make 'shine again…

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP13 May 2013 3:49 p.m. PST

I am a much better Rasputin Impersonator than Alan Moore.

Jakse375 Inactive Member13 May 2013 9:46 p.m. PST

Okay, Koch is a beer expert period, drop the chocolate part. but the rest are pretty funny.

One that did not make the list, Dishwasher: Hydro-ceramic engineer.

mkah04219 May 2013 6:17 a.m. PST

One of my clients has on his namecard his name, company, contacts, and his title: Futurist.

tkdguy23 May 2013 1:48 p.m. PST

The Bleeped text acronym isn't what you think it is. It stands for the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, which is active in the southern Philippines.


But I understand everyone getting the wrong idea. I was in Manila in 2008 and saw the headline "Soldiers Raid Bleeped text Stronghold" and my first thought was "Go soldiers!"

Edit: Looks like I got bleeped! Sorry about that. I didn't know that acronym was on the verboten list.

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