"Ridiculous Job Titles!" Topic

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SECURITY MINISTER CRITTER	13 May 2013 11:52 a.m. PST
Where was the Teen Exorcist when my kids were teen? link
Rrobbyrobot	13 May 2013 1:53 p.m. PST
So what's a Teen Exorcist do? Drive the teen demon out of the teen? What's left after that procedure?
Parzival	13 May 2013 2:07 p.m. PST
Slumber party?
Oddball	13 May 2013 2:22 p.m. PST
Wow, there are some strange ones in that group. In high school we had this guy, Dave Blant (name changed to protect his identity) who was the janitor. He didn't like the job title and had to be referred to as, Mr. Blant, Head of Custodial Engineering.
Roderick Robertson	13 May 2013 3:11 p.m. PST
Ex-Moonshiner? Yeah, right, he'll never make 'shine again…
etotheipi	13 May 2013 3:49 p.m. PST
I am a much better Rasputin Impersonator than Alan Moore.
Jakse375	13 May 2013 9:46 p.m. PST
Okay, Koch is a beer expert period, drop the chocolate part. but the rest are pretty funny. One that did not make the list, Dishwasher: Hydro-ceramic engineer.
mkah042	19 May 2013 6:17 a.m. PST
One of my clients has on his namecard his name, company, contacts, and his title: Futurist.
tkdguy	23 May 2013 1:48 p.m. PST
The acronym isn't what you think it is. It stands for the Moro Islamic Liberation Front, which is active in the southern Philippines. link But I understand everyone getting the wrong idea. I was in Manila in 2008 and saw the headline "Soldiers Raid Stronghold" and my first thought was "Go soldiers!" Edit: Looks like I got bleeped! Sorry about that. I didn't know that acronym was on the verboten list.

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