"The FBI Found My Money!" Topic
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| The Editor ||10 Oct 2011 3:49 p.m. PST|
I am so glad I received the following message by email:
My name is MR NELSON EMMANUEL I am a FBI FOREIGN AGENT here in United State of America we discover your funds the sum of $8.5 USD Million United State Dollars.
All I need from you now is to provide me your home address and telephone number and also let me know how you need your funds, is it cheque or cash?
Waiting for your urgent response.
Regards. MR.NELSON EMMANUEL
Foreign Dept. Office.
|pmwalt ||10 Oct 2011 4:35 p.m. PST|
J. Edgar Hoove would be happy too
|Erasmus B Dragon ||10 Oct 2011 5:04 p.m. PST|
I would take it in cash. Unmarked $100 USD bills in a plain suitcase. Err, SEVERAL suitcases.
Ask Mr. Emmanuel how to best evade the tax hit. It would be best if you did not have to sign for it.
On my bucket list after I win the lottery is to actually answer these emails, and play with them. Give them my bank account (one of many) information with $1.25 USD in it to see what they would do with it. I would hire retired Navy SEALS to be me for the drops.
Mister Emmanuel could also brush up on his grammar and US spelling too. Not that I mistrust him, or anything
It's just that FBI standards have gone downhill since the 1950s when they recruited from manly men's Catholic schools, and they were all named O'Brien or Loughney.
| combatpainter ||10 Oct 2011 5:50 p.m. PST|
| RavenscraftCybernetics ||11 Oct 2011 1:38 a.m. PST|
Ask for it in uncirculated coins.
|Lou from BSM ||11 Oct 2011 11:56 a.m. PST|
I wonder if Mr. Emmanuel previously worked for the Nigerian Oil Ministry