"Let me see, 30% of $16 million is ...." Topic

These gents should become scenario designers.
Cheers,
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Hi,

I am a British soldier currently in Afghanistan. I am with the 40th Regiment Royal Artillery in Afghanistan. We hijacked a suspected Van painted black between the border of Pakistan and Afghanistan. The Door gunners sitting behind machine guns in the Black Van tried shooting at our direction but we lunched a combat backup attack on the Black Van none of the Taliban survived the attack.

We discovered other currencies including US dollars of about $ 16 million loaded inside the Black Van with so many types of machine guns. We want to move this money out of this place, before we declare other items in the van to the international press. This place is a war zone you will keep our share pending the end of our assignment here in Afghanistan.
We will take 70%. You take 30%. No strings attached, just help us move it out of Afghanistan, Afghanistan is a war zone. We plan to use secured logistics courier to ship the money out in a large box.

If you can help to receive the box for us, I will send you the full details. Kindly send me an e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication also your contact details. This should be a secret and must be a secret between us.

Respectfully,
Gen Sir David Richards (right)

Oh yes I almost forgot…

ha,ha,ha,ha

I wonder if I could just get some of the "machine guns" instead….

Reply: Shall send reconnaissance team to retrieve. Expect in four days. Ask for Corporal Kelly. Code phrase: "Burning Bridges." Response: "Positive Waves."

Regards.
P.T. Barnum, Esq.

You know, you could probably build an interesting piece of sociology research by producing these and seeing what sort of responses you get.

I had toyed with the idea of linking the General with my "friend" stuck in Scotland. A bit of swings and roundabouts.

cheers,

Subject: Urgent Please
Sender: name deleted
Ontvanger undisclosed recipients: <undisclosed recipients: >,
Datum Za 07:07

Hope you get this on time? Sorry I didn't inform you about my trip to Scotland for a program. I am having some difficulties here because i misplaced my purse on my way to the hotel which contained some cash, and some other valuable things. Presently, my passport and my things are been held down by the hotel management pending when i make payment.

I will like you to assist me with a loan of 1,650 Pounds to sort-out my hotel bills and to get myself back home. I will appreciate whatever you can afford to assist me with, I will Refund the money back to you as soon as i return, let me know if you can be of any help? ASAP.
I currently don't have a phone where i can be reached.

Please let me know immediately.

Regards,
name deleted.

Whats a general doing out on patrol?

role playing?