"Dumbest weapons wielded by a single Sci-Fi trooper figure" Topic
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 Parzival  | 07 Oct 2026 6:58 p.m. PST |
My nominees: Chainsword. Really? A chain-saw sword? Why?
Power Axe— it's an axe. But with "power."
Power Fist— because punching. I guess.
Claws— not on an Alien/not-Alien, but for a infantry soldier.
Big Spiky Mace— what part of "Sci-Fi" left you confused?
Hands on a Giant Stompy Robot— as if the GIant Stompy Robot bit wasn't dumb enough.
Swords for a Giant Stompy Robot— no, seriously, GSR is sufficient in itself.
A Handheld rifle/machine gun/laser/blaster for a GSR— okay, stop it already!
A toilet plunger—"Uncloginate! Uncloginate!"
A bat— no, really, I've seen one. A bat.
A "lasersword"— you avoided the IP lawsuit, but you said something really stupid when doing so. Add your favorites! |
| Stryderg | 07 Oct 2026 9:12 p.m. PST |
Monofilament whip, because not seeing your weapon is really intimidating (and scary). |
 John the OFM | 07 Oct 2026 9:51 p.m. PST |
The light saber doesn't qualify, because it is a magic sword in a fantasy epic. And Jedi are wizards. |
martin goddard  | 07 Oct 2026 11:30 p.m. PST |
Don't forget that they are aimed at teenagers. Their outlook on weaponry is not based on plausibility. martin |
| Martin Rapier | 08 Oct 2026 12:08 a.m. PST |
Power fists are pretty much a Sci fi/post apoc staple, general coupled with power armour. A knuckleduster on steroids. |
| nickinsomerset | 08 Oct 2026 1:14 a.m. PST |
Could never quite see how crew, ammunition, engine packs and fuel would fit into some of the GW 40k vehicles, Tally Ho! |
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