Oh, don't worry, if Harry Potter's message doesn't save us, apparently Pokemon cards will be the new currency.
You can't make this stuff up.
I can't see too many people giving you jot for a Pokemon card. At least if you want anything other than their D& D dice.
I guess 10 cards = 1 pop figure? Or 2 cockroaches?
About the only three things likely to survive. Each as bad as the next.
I'll give my fellow squaddy everything I have on me for that photo of the chick with the dog he carries around like it's so important.
Now, excuse me while warm my hands by the television set.
Quit barking…