"Mermaids Ramen" Topic
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| Tango01 | 27 Jul 2026 1:53 p.m. PST |
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| Sargonarhes | 27 Jul 2026 4:20 p.m. PST |
You know what happens when you eat a mermaid's flesh? According the Mermaid's Forest by Rumiko Takahashi, you either die immediately, turn into a monster or become immortal. Do you want to take the risk? |
 etotheipi  | 27 Jul 2026 5:27 p.m. PST |
Is it too late for the "There's something fishy about that ramen!" joke? |
| Tango01 | 27 Jul 2026 5:29 p.m. PST |
Inmortal is not that bad… (smile) Armand |
 piper909  | 27 Jul 2026 11:49 p.m. PST |
One out of three -- and you eventually die anyway, so modify that result -- but the catch is, what sort of immortal? A monster? Or a mermaid's boy toy? |
| arthur1815 | 28 Jul 2026 3:18 a.m. PST |
I am reminded of WC Fields' explanation of why he never put water in his whisky: 'Fish fornicate in it!' Which might also be a good reason not to consume mermaid-infested ramen… |
 John the OFM | 28 Jul 2026 12:31 p.m. PST |
What was the song the sirens sang? |
| Oberlindes Sol LIC | 28 Jul 2026 1:00 p.m. PST |
I would think that mermaids, who live in the ocean, with an average surface temperature of about 68F, would find the water in a bowl of ramen far too hot (poured at about 180F), but they seem to be OK. |
| Tango01 | 28 Jul 2026 5:23 p.m. PST |
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| piper909 | 28 Jul 2026 9:23 p.m. PST |
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| Tango01 | 29 Jul 2026 5:58 p.m. PST |
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