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Personal logo ochoin Supporting Member of TMP01 Jul 2026 11:34 p.m. PST

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Military rank: General.
Tailor's rank: Structural Engineer.

I know some are inherited medals, but they still look ludicrous.

"The superior man is modest in his speech and demeanour, but exceeds in his actions." — Confucius. There are several on the world stage who would do well to heed that advice.

Giles the Zog02 Jul 2026 3:13 a.m. PST
Personal logo ochoin Supporting Member of TMP02 Jul 2026 4:02 a.m. PST

In Heinlein's 'Space Cadet" novel, The Interplanetary Patrol wears plain, almost monastic uniforms—no braid, no medals, no theatre. Function over flourish. Authority without decoration.

By contrast, the regular military branches cling to the old language of power: bright uniforms, polished insignia, and chests loaded with metal to prove what should already be obvious. Braggadocio.

To the Patrol, it all looks a bit like insecurity rendered in gold thread.

Their only real badge of rank is a simple ring. No parade-ground glitter, no costume drama—just quiet authority that doesn't feel the need to announce itself.

Someone should tell the N. Koreans

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP02 Jul 2026 5:44 a.m. PST

Well, this guy earned his.
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Red Jacket Supporting Member of TMP02 Jul 2026 8:36 a.m. PST

They haven't fought a war in 70 years? Do the NORKs give out medals as participation trophies and good attendance awards?

Tortorella Supporting Member of TMP02 Jul 2026 8:37 a.m. PST

And what of the giant hats? Why????

Personal logo SBminisguy Supporting Member of TMP02 Jul 2026 9:09 a.m. PST

Well, this guy earned his.

Well, that's got it done…

Perhaps the head to toe medals is a form of decorative bullet proofing, which also explains why North Korea conducts executions by 23mm AA gun…

Oberlindes Sol LIC Supporting Member of TMP02 Jul 2026 5:37 p.m. PST

Making your generals look ridiculous probably helps remind them that they are always only one missed adulatory comment away from a downward-pointing AA gun.

Woollygooseuk03 Jul 2026 5:40 a.m. PST
Personal logo SBminisguy Supporting Member of TMP03 Jul 2026 8:01 a.m. PST

@Woollygooseuk – a welcome diversion! Do you suppose those NK generals stew about not having enough bling to cover their pants down to their ankles?

Personal logo McKinstry Supporting Member of TMP Fezian03 Jul 2026 4:02 p.m. PST

Both the US and Ukraine should be grateful that DPRK Generals are worth more for scrap than tactical acumen.

Which one of those bling ribbons is for shameless buttocks kissing while denouncing a relative?

Personal logo ochoin Supporting Member of TMP04 Jul 2026 4:49 a.m. PST

It's the medals on their trousers that got me.

I do understand that some/many/all? are family medals & it's a cultural practice. Respecting other cultures is good manners though I believe the N. Korean generals to be worthless toadies.

I possess several medals won by deceased family members & I know I am entitled to wear them under certain conditions – you must wear family medals exclusively on the right side of the chest or jacket on approved occasions only.

However, I never have,and never will. For me, it would just not seem right.

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP05 Jul 2026 11:10 a.m. PST

They haven't fought a war in 70 years? Do the NORKs give out medals as participation trophies and good attendance awards?
True … But they did send so troops to assist Putin. Those that survive and make it back to Un's kingdom. Will be considered having combat experience. But overall that number will be small …

wardog05 Jul 2026 12:12 p.m. PST

when i say that first image originally ,thought it was ai or photoshopped

Personal logo ochoin Supporting Member of TMP05 Jul 2026 1:04 p.m. PST

There were/are a lot of North Koreans fighting in the Ukraine but I doubt any of these octogenarian generals were included so I doubt any of these medals were earnt.

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP09 Jul 2026 12:22 p.m. PST

True … But they did send so troops to assist Putin. Those that survive and make it back to Un's kingdom. Will be considered having combat experience. But overall that number will be small …

Assuming they return. They're very much expendable cannon fodder. 🤷
"Combat experience"? From what I've read, they aren't very good troops.

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