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Tango0101 Jul 2026 1:44 p.m. PST

"When modern humans arrived in Europe around 40,000 years ago, they made a discovery that was to change the course of history.

The continent was already populated by our evolutionary cousins, the Neanderthals, which recent evidence suggests had their own relatively sophisticated culture and technology. But within a few thousand years the Neanderthals were gone, leaving our species to continue its spread to every corner of the globe.

Precisely how Neanderthals became extinct remains a subject of fierce debate among researchers. The two main explanations given in recent years have been competition with the recently arrived modern humans and global climate change…."

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Armand

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP01 Jul 2026 4:17 p.m. PST

When they felt disrespected.

Personal logo Dal Gavan Supporting Member of TMP01 Jul 2026 7:28 p.m. PST

When Gok told his missus her bum did look fat when she was wearing bison-skin knickers.

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP01 Jul 2026 8:14 p.m. PST

But that was back when a large bum was considered to be the cat's meow!
No wonder we're confused!
Pshaw on "scientists" and their "discoveries"! Harrumph!

Old Glory Sponsoring Member of TMP01 Jul 2026 9:09 p.m. PST

The first time one group tried to take over another groups cave.
Russ Dunaway

35thOVI Supporting Member of TMP01 Jul 2026 11:28 p.m. PST

As King Gok the First said:

"The trouble with this land is that it's full of Neanderthals.
If we can't get them out, we'll breed them out."

BillyNM02 Jul 2026 1:35 a.m. PST

According to the article, humans went to war as soon as they decided to describe something as war. Before then it was just plain and simple violence, and no-one bothered about how to justify it.

Frederick Supporting Member of TMP02 Jul 2026 8:26 a.m. PST

If you are into anthropology I recommend Keeley's Warfare before Civilization

TMPWargamerabbit02 Jul 2026 3:41 p.m. PST

One cave group had rocks. Another group had scissors. The third had paper. The third group lost from action by the other two groups (Sorry…paper doesn't stop rock). Then the rock gang crushed the scissors group.

Tango0102 Jul 2026 5:02 p.m. PST

Thanks

Armand

Oberlindes Sol LIC Supporting Member of TMP02 Jul 2026 5:30 p.m. PST

I guess we have the miniatures to celebrate The First War with a rousing game of Gok's tribe against Kog's.

TimePortal02 Jul 2026 9:20 p.m. PST

While fighting over shelter is a good isit ion, many fights may have been over control of hunting grounds.

Tango0103 Jul 2026 6:10 p.m. PST

Ha!…


Armand

Wolfhag Supporting Member of TMP03 Jul 2026 7:06 p.m. PST

It was a war over the woman with the biggest breasts. Nothing has changed.

Wolfhag

Tango0104 Jul 2026 5:54 p.m. PST

(smile)

Armand

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