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Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP31 Mar 2026 5:16 p.m. PST
Tango0131 Mar 2026 5:28 p.m. PST

Isn't it time to consult the joly girls of Iran?…


More than one of the remaining "subjects of interest" must have taken refuge in her arms…

Armand

doc mcb31 Mar 2026 5:39 p.m. PST

Very likely. On both counts. I assume we are not going to all of the trouble to send large numbers of infantry into the arwa unless there is a plan to use them.

And "Bleeped texts know." That used to be taught to intelligence officers and I assume still is. (I was originally commissioned in MI, but never did the full course, which is like 35 weeks or so. But I DID obtain and read some of the course material.)

doc mcb31 Mar 2026 5:47 p.m. PST

Otoh, here is the transcript of Trump answering questions today:

I would say, within two weeks… maybe. Two weeks, maybe three. We're hitting them very hard. Last time we wiped out a tremendous amounts of missile-making facilities as you probably read, or wrote. We knocked out…

The reporter interrupted him in mid-speech and asked for confirmation on that timeline. Trump affirmed, "I think within two or three weeks."

Another journalist asked what America will do after that.

Trump said simply:

We'll leave. Because there's no reason to do this. Look, a guy can take a mine, drop it in the water, and say, "Oh, it's unsafe." It's not like you're taking out an army, or you're taking out a country. Or you can take a machine gun from the shore and shoot a few bullets at a ship. Or maybe, an over-the-shoulder missile, small missiles.

That's not for us. That'll be for France. That'll be for whoever is using the Strait. But I think when we leave, probably that's all cleared up. Today, I heard tremendous numbers of ships were sailing through. We're negotiating with them right now. They've been.. again, we have had regime change.

Now regime change was not one of the things I had as a goal. I had one goal: they will have no nuclear weapons. And that goal has been attained, they will not have nuclear weapons.

But, we're finishing the job, and I think within, maybe two weeks, maybe a couple of days longer to do the job. But we want to knock out every, single thing that they have. Now it's possible we'll make a deal before that, 'cause we'll hit bridges, and we've hit some, but and we'll hit some bridges, we have a couple of nice bridges in mind. But if they come to the table, that'll be good. But, it doesn't matter whether they'll come or not, we've set them back…. it'll take 15-20 years to rebuild what we've done to them. They have no Navy. They have no military. They have no Air Force. They have no telecommunications, they have no anti-aircraft systems. They have no leaders, their leaders are all gone. That's why you have regime change.

doc mcb31 Mar 2026 5:51 p.m. PST

My own guess is yes, we see some on-the-ground action, maybe seize some islands, maybe air-mobile to some positions where the nuclear material may be, in and out in two weeks.

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP31 Mar 2026 6:22 p.m. PST

doc +1

But frankly unless those gals are Wiccans too. I'm not betting the farm on it …

But it is good to see you are doing some good research, John … Generally, pretty enlightening … mostly …

SBminisguy31 Mar 2026 6:54 p.m. PST

Right up there with the Pizza Surge, eh?

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP31 Mar 2026 7:20 p.m. PST

My "research" is what pops up on Drudge.
Not that I research "strippers"! 😱🙄

Personal logo John the OFM Supporting Member of TMP31 Mar 2026 7:22 p.m. PST

But, doc!
What does Trump say about strippers???

doc mcb31 Mar 2026 7:53 p.m. PST

He is now a happily married man.

"Mr. Trump, how do you sleep at night?"

"Naked, with a super model."

Tango0131 Mar 2026 10:42 p.m. PST

Did he said her name…? (smile)

Armand

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