"Orcs don't need cannons!" Topic

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Editor in Chief Bill	03 Dec 2025 5:48 p.m. PST
You were asked – TMP link For your fantasy tabletop army, how many cannons are needed to fully equip your Orc army? 51% said "my Orcs do not use cannons" 4% said "1" 1% said "2" 1% said "3"
Silurian	03 Dec 2025 6:01 p.m. PST
Oh, but they do. Ones that are prone to explode more often than they fire!
John the OFM	03 Dec 2025 8:49 p.m. PST
Bigots!
miniMo	04 Dec 2025 8:04 a.m. PST
Well, they've seen the goblin circus cannons and wisely decided they didn't want none of that craziness.
ZULUPAUL	04 Dec 2025 8:47 a.m. PST
Don't need but want. Big loud noise, chance they will blow up, if they work lottsa dead humies, what else do you need or Want?
JMcCarroll	04 Dec 2025 3:44 p.m. PST
As one Orc general said… We don't need no stinken cannons!
TimePortal	04 Dec 2025 3:55 p.m. PST
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