"Iran's 'senior-most military official' killed (again)" Topic

Major General Ali Shamdani eliminated in central Tehran after holding post for just four days

Fox News: link

No need to inquire about the retirement and compensation package that comes with the job as you won't last long enough to enjoy it! I'm really surprised that they don't have alternative command and control facilities. redundancy in the command structure, etc. You can be the biggest Kool Aid drinker in the regime, but even then you have to know that the IDF is far capable than anything Iran has, so you would think that they would take precautions, but apparently not.

Lasted what, 4 days. I head they are running a lottery for a replacement. No volunteers. 😉

Wasn't there a recent report that a number of the Iranian senior military officials were taken out not in fortified bunkers, but in their own residences? I heard about one of them who lived in a luxury apartment, and the IDF launched a weapon that specifically targeted and killed him without any collateral damage.

It seems as though a lot of the Iranian high command thought that this operation was going to be "gravy" on their part.

They might be safer living in a pup tent in the woods. Move it every night.

If any Iranian sleeper agents (naming no names, but you know who you are!) are on TMP, monitoring us, please ignore my suggestion. Stay in place!

No need to inquire about the retirement and compensation package that comes with the job as you won't last long enough to enjoy it!

It's the 72 virgins. But you do have to earn them. After 4 days on the job, you might only be getting 12.

These islamic terrorists, jihadis, etc. must know the IDF/Mossad etc. can reach out and touch them stone cold dead. Anywhere at any time as we have seen repeatedly throughout this war. Caused by Iran's islamo-fascist regime assisting and supporting their puppets.

Make note most of their leaders, etc. are dead at the Jew's most capable hands. If they don't care if they die trying to kill the infidels[that is pretty much all of us here, AFAIK]. Well, they should be assisted to paradise[painfully]. No movie or snacks on the way there, either.

Rumor is Paradise has run out of virgins, if there ever were any ? And it is much hotter than expected. But I heard they serve pork at every meal. But no BBQ sauce … Hey things are tough all over …

After 4 days on the job, you might only be getting 12 (virgins).

If they're lucky, they'll be receiving them from the female equivalent of the "stag line".

"Rumor is Paradise has run out of virgins, if there ever were any

Poor Greta was trying so hard to volunteer to be one too. 😔

OVI +1 😆

It's the 72 virgins.

Just wait until they find out it's 72 Virginians ! :O

Or even 72 sturgeons!

What does that really say about a religion that promises 72 virgins for martyrdom? About women in general? About women who would put up with that religion? Once you go through your 72, you going to get bored and want the other guys 72? Why 72? Why not unlimited? Why virgins? You afraid otherwise they might realize how bad you are in bed?

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Just wait until they find out it's 72 Virginians !

Plus a few irate Texans and some Good ol' Boys from GA …

Or even 72 sturgeons!

I hear the caviar on a Ritz is great !

35thOVI, the virgins promised to the faithful aren't ordinary human women, but Houris. As soon as you're done doing the deed with them, they become virgins again, so you can "pluck their flower" over and over for all eternity. The Prophet (pies be upon him) apparently liked that sort of thing.

Thanks. Now that gave me a chuckle. 😀

Yes he seems to have been very specific.

"They are often depicted as being physically beautiful, pure, and of a uniform age (around 33 years old). "

"They are frequently described as being incredibly beautiful, with dark eyes and fair skin, and as virgin"

I guess they become impure after the deed, but pure again by morning. 😉