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A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof
So he looks up the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for #Gorilla Removers#. He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he#ll be there in 30 minutes.
The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He#s got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a huge, ferocious looking dog.
#What are you going to do?#, the homeowner asks.
#I#m going to put up this ladder against the roof, then I#m going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with the bat. When the gorilla falls off, the dog is trained to bite the gorilla#s in the goolies. The gorilla will be subdued enough for me to lock him in the cage in the back of the van.#, says the gorilla remover and hands him the shotgun.
#What's the shotgun for?#, asks the homeowner.
#If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, shoot the dog.#
