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John the OFM09 May 2025 7:23 p.m. PST

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I couldn't figure out which Board to post it under. This one seemed logical.
Sorry, no stripper boots.

If Dear Editor can think if a better place, transfer ahead.

glengarry609 May 2025 10:15 p.m. PST

Strange country you have there.

CAPTAIN BEEFHEART10 May 2025 6:17 a.m. PST

Thank you for that post. It was too good to be kept secret.

Raynman Supporting Member of TMP10 May 2025 6:24 a.m. PST

Nothing beats a good demolition derby!

Personal logo Murphy Sponsoring Member of TMP10 May 2025 7:13 a.m. PST

I'm good with that. Heck, had it been in Virginia, I might have had family members involved in this!

Personal logo Sgt Slag Supporting Member of TMP10 May 2025 8:24 a.m. PST

I could see playing this as a Redneck boardgame version of Formula De'! LOL! I love it! Cheers!

John the OFM10 May 2025 8:58 a.m. PST

The real winner was, besides the audience, the person who collected the scrap metal at the end.

JMcCarroll10 May 2025 9:01 a.m. PST

I think to make sense of this you need to be on your second or third 6 pack.

Dn Jackson Supporting Member of TMP10 May 2025 9:41 a.m. PST

I've loved demolition derbies since I was a kid. I love the trucks running around with another racer embedded in their trailer.

JMcCarroll, it's pretty straight forward. Everyone races until you lose your trailer or your truck is disabled. Last one moving wins.

It saddens me that this form of entertainment won't last. Between plastic cars ans electric crs it will die out. Sniff

NWMike10 May 2025 11:28 a.m. PST

A sport for those who think the "Smokey and the Bandit" movies were cheated at the Oscars! (personally, I prefer the car chases in "Blues Brothers" – but to each their own!)

Sargonarhes10 May 2025 1:52 p.m. PST

The summer fair here have lots of them. If it's old and still moves it can be destroyed. From cars to school buses to combine harvester, yeah you heard me right combine demolition derbys.
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ConnaughtRanger10 May 2025 2:52 p.m. PST

I'm confused. What's "NSFW" about this – or do Americans have an even more weird working environment than the rest of the World believes?

John the OFM10 May 2025 3:34 p.m. PST

I deliberately chose this Board because it is illogical.
Plus, I'm tired of the very well painted Torture Porn miniatures that are continually posted there. Plus the really horribly painted "warriors" who have the proportions of a 12 year old's fever Bleeped text dreams. Or, sadly, a 45 year old's fever dream Bleeped text dreams.
I'm disgusted with the formerly named "Needs More Bobbie's!" Board, so I decided to make fun of it.

dmclellan10 May 2025 3:42 p.m. PST

So, do the drivers al give a group shoout of "Hold my beer and watch this" before the race starts? Seems fitting.

Sargonarhes10 May 2025 5:16 p.m. PST

They likely do dmclellan, as not safe for work content. Last year at one of these fair events I had to keep averting my eyes because one of the driver's girlfriend there and it was clear she was not wearing a bra under her t-shirt, and too plainly obvious her nipples were pierced. White t-shirts don't hide anything very well, kept my mouth shut.

JMcCarroll11 May 2025 10:36 a.m. PST

"So, do the drivers al give a group shoout of "Hold my beer and watch this" before the race starts? Seems fitting."

Ohh I'm sure most are still drinking and driving.
I would be! Well after I made a steel cage a semi could run over.

Cerdic11 May 2025 1:42 p.m. PST

We have something similar back in Blighty…

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Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP11 May 2025 3:47 p.m. PST

Plus, I'm tired of the

… I wonder who's forcing him to come to this board and look at them? The Dear Editor?

John the OFM11 May 2025 8:49 p.m. PST

"I say, Nigel old sport! Hold my beer!"

mjkerner14 May 2025 3:06 p.m. PST

'Murica, fook yeah!

John the OFM16 May 2025 12:57 p.m. PST

So, do the drivers al give a group shoout of "Hold my beer and watch this" before the race starts? Seems fitting.

It has replaced "Gentlemen, start your engines!"

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