"The Breakdown" Topic
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Tango01  | 30 Aug 2024 5:04 p.m. PST |
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| Porthos | 31 Aug 2024 3:23 a.m. PST |
It reminds me of a joke I heard some time ago: a Bedouin rides his camel in the desert. Nothing to see miles around, and he thinks only of sex. At last, desperate, he thinks "Ah ! My camel !", dismounts, takes a small chest and puts it behing the animal. The camel thinks "Yeah right, seek your fun elsewhere" and goes a few steps forward. After multiple failures the bedouin mounts again and goes his way. Suddenly he sees in the distance a small white car. After becoming closer he sees a very beautiful woman with the car and she yells "Please, help me ! My car broke down and I will do anything if you could help me !". So he dismounts again, looks at the engine, does something and asks her to try to start. Immediate success ! "Oh, thank you, thank you" the beautiful woman cries out, "I will do anything at all to thank you !" "OK", the Bedouin says, "In that case, could you perhaps hold my camel for a few minutes ?" |
| Tango01 | 31 Aug 2024 3:39 p.m. PST |
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| Oberlindes Sol LIC | 01 Sep 2024 3:41 p.m. PST |
Very well done -- both the miniature and the story. |
| Tango01 | 01 Sep 2024 5:04 p.m. PST |
Happy you like it my good friend… Armand |
 etotheipi  | 01 Sep 2024 6:25 p.m. PST |
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| Tango01 | 02 Sep 2024 12:11 p.m. PST |
Glad you like it too… Armand |
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