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Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP30 Aug 2024 5:04 p.m. PST

Let's be honest… on a solo trip… who wouldn't definitely stop to lend a hand…?

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Porthos31 Aug 2024 3:23 a.m. PST

It reminds me of a joke I heard some time ago: a Bedouin rides his camel in the desert. Nothing to see miles around, and he thinks only of sex. At last, desperate, he thinks "Ah ! My camel !", dismounts, takes a small chest and puts it behing the animal. The camel thinks "Yeah right, seek your fun elsewhere" and goes a few steps forward. After multiple failures the bedouin mounts again and goes his way. Suddenly he sees in the distance a small white car. After becoming closer he sees a very beautiful woman with the car and she yells "Please, help me ! My car broke down and I will do anything if you could help me !". So he dismounts again, looks at the engine, does something and asks her to try to start. Immediate success ! "Oh, thank you, thank you" the beautiful woman cries out, "I will do anything at all to thank you !" "OK", the Bedouin says, "In that case, could you perhaps hold my camel for a few minutes ?"

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP31 Aug 2024 3:39 p.m. PST

Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!….

Armand

Oberlindes Sol LIC Supporting Member of TMP01 Sep 2024 3:41 p.m. PST

Very well done -- both the miniature and the story.

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP01 Sep 2024 5:04 p.m. PST

Happy you like it my good friend…

Armand

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP01 Sep 2024 6:25 p.m. PST

Excellent smoke effect!

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP02 Sep 2024 12:11 p.m. PST

Glad you like it too…

Armand

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