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Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian24 Jun 2024 8:13 p.m. PST

Denys Davidov, in his vlog post today, reports that some people are referring to the Russian 'turtle' tanks as 'homosexual tanks'.

He says the origin of this is a mistaken translation of the Russian term!

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OSCS7425 Jun 2024 6:32 a.m. PST

Do tanks identify as nonbinary? Asking for a friend.

35thOVI Supporting Member of TMP25 Jun 2024 6:44 a.m. PST

How do you refer to them? He/she/them/they?
Also since they were not invited over the border, do you refer to them as illegal tanks or undocumented tanks? 😉

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP25 Jun 2024 8:17 a.m. PST

Well, thanks for clearing that up Bill *rolled eyes emoji*

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP25 Jun 2024 8:24 a.m. PST

I'm shocked ! Shocked I tell you !!!

Grattan54 Supporting Member of TMP25 Jun 2024 10:11 a.m. PST

I thought they were just friends.

Personal logo The Virtual Armchair General Sponsoring Member of TMP25 Jun 2024 10:28 a.m. PST

Not "gay."

But should only be described as EFV's--"Emigrant Foreign Vehicles."

Yeah, saw the same entry by Our Friend, Denys, and had to laugh, too.

TVAG

Personal logo McKinstry Supporting Member of TMP Fezian25 Jun 2024 11:32 a.m. PST

FWIW – Russian ships are always referred to as male

35thOVI Supporting Member of TMP25 Jun 2024 12:04 p.m. PST

" Russian ships are always referred to as male"

Until an anti-ship missile, shakes a few nuts loose? 🤔

JMcCarroll25 Jun 2024 1:50 p.m. PST

Tip your waiters – 35OVI will be here all night!

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP25 Jun 2024 6:05 p.m. PST

Well they may not be "gay" but just generally pretty happy. Until the shooting starts, of course.

Nine pound round25 Jun 2024 7:11 p.m. PST

No, but they are willing to learn.

Zephyr125 Jun 2024 8:58 p.m. PST

I'd say it depends on the paint scheme… ;-)

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP27 Jun 2024 9:04 a.m. PST

Good points guys ! Then those pretty rainbow flags will have to be issued ! 🌈

Maybe the same people who made all those Palestinian flags could be contracted to make all those rainbow flags too ?

Probably made in China, I'd guess …

HMS Exeter27 Jun 2024 10:44 p.m. PST

They may not be gay, but if painted in pastels they could, at least, be festive.

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP28 Jun 2024 7:01 a.m. PST

Very true !!! Pastels always look like it's party time !

FWIW – I have no pastel-colored clothing … Or anything in rainbow colors either. Just say'n …

35thOVI Supporting Member of TMP28 Jun 2024 8:23 a.m. PST

So if these gay tanks decide they are really misgendered, would they have their cannon surgically removed? Would the military pay for the operation? 🤔

Augustus29 Jun 2024 6:58 a.m. PST

What if the tank doesn't feel that it is a tank and wants instead to be known as a fighter? Does it get moved to the Air Force or does it remain in the Army? Can it use hangars like the rest of the aircraft or does a special motor pool need to be built?

What if the tank considers itself a submarine? THEN what? We've had tanks as aircraft, but not submarines!

This could completely change the way TO&Es are looked at…thus deserves massive redefinement.

35thOVI Supporting Member of TMP29 Jun 2024 8:22 a.m. PST

Augustus: Who are we to judge "it"?

Bigger question: What color will need to be added to the rainbow flag to represent "these"? 🌈🤔

Things are all so confusing. 🫤

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP29 Jun 2024 9:09 a.m. PST

Just because you want to be ham sandwich does not make you a ham sandwich … 🥪

HMS Exeter29 Jun 2024 9:56 p.m. PST

More than a few of the Sherman waders on D-DAY ended up being submarines.

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP30 Jun 2024 9:38 a.m. PST

Yeah … saw that … now & then they even recover one.

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