"Worst name for a game convention or show?" Topic

What made-up name would be terrible for a miniature wargaming show or convention?

For example: MaggotCon

(Keep it clean, please.)

B.O. Con!
In fond memory of Brian Orlafson, or some other fictitious name.

Woke Con

Woke Con sounds great!!!

Hotel services would keep putting out fresh pots of coffee in the game rooms.
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Loser Con

Gen-Aside Con.

My wife absolutely loathes Game Hole Con, which is a real con. I don't mind it.

Suck Con would be a bad title.

Bore Con probably up there.

ProCon

ConCon

NarCon

ArtistCon
VictCon
JobCon

AllACon

Armagedcon

It Figures…Con

The hobby is about to die con

Nicknamed greycon

Diasastercon

PrisonCon

takes place in a decommissioned Jail facility…

KarenCon…

A game convention run by the KMGS, (Karen Miniature Game Society). After you have been told to register, they tell you what games you are allowed to play. They oversee what vendors are allowed to come to the show. They tell you what you can and cannot (mostly cannot), buy from the vendors, and whenever you are playing and start to win, they want to know who you are and threaten to call the cops.

WhocaresCon

Decepticon

NecronomiCon

DeCon

DefCon? "We're here at DefCon 3…"

Or possibly HardenedCon, which can be held either in a prison or a bunker.

Smell-O-Con – in tribute to the old concept of Smell-O-Vision

ScamCon – Win by cheating

IWinCon – Speaks for itself

Snob know it all Con.
Appropriate also in some cases.

x-con?

I think DEFCON is 20 this year. Only going to Black Hat this time.

- Miniatures Assembly '24
- Fighting Congress
- Hostility Council (Actually, I would go see that band …)
- ConFlict MMXXVI
- Réunion Où Nous Reconstituons Des Guerres Sur Une Table (RONRDGUT)
- ConTent
- Ultramodern Warfare
- Con Tiki
- Tin Con
- The OreCon Trail
- Diplomacy Con
- KriegKon
- Give War A Chance

Gen con moves to Italy…Gen Ital Con

Martian wins with NecronomiCon 😈

I agree! NecronomiCon gets my vote!

There are a couple of very successful NecronomiCons.

Tampa Fl since 1982:
stonehill.org/history.htm

A separate one in Providence RI since 2013:
link

There have been a couple of different ConCons too.

Scat Con!

Con on the cob

Another vote for ExCon. The convention for former players or their former significant others.

Cold Wars.

I thought attendance at Excon would be limited to people willing to stand by their "convictions."

Everything Sucks con. I believe that is an American term.

You're spelling it wrong. X-Con only does fantasy and science fiction games. At least, that's what I want to believe.

NoCon

YouCon is in uncertain territory.

FatCon

For obvious reasons.

Wolfhag

BonnaCon

EmotiCon

NerdCon

ItsallaCon

BigCon

@Tgerritsen:

There's an actual convention called BorCon.

I've just seen an advert for DieCon, even worse than Armageddon, both real cons. At the very least DiceCon would have been better !