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Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian01 Apr 2024 5:23 a.m. PST

Be sure to check your profiles…

Griefbringer01 Apr 2024 6:22 a.m. PST

Are you trying to suggest that there are actually people out there who do not like the taste of resin miniatures? Besides, they are really low on calories.

Licking lead-containing metal miniatures, on the other hand…

korsun0 Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2024 6:31 a.m. PST

I feel mine is accurate; big ass wargames 4EVA….

Fitzovich Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2024 6:47 a.m. PST

Has an army of Playboy bunnies with guns.

Great!!!!

ZULUPAUL Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2024 7:21 a.m. PST

I will not talk about Historicon or even confirm that I was there, it is a conspiracy theory put out by my opponents.

Silurian01 Apr 2024 8:52 a.m. PST

'Regrets a life free from exercise'. Yikes, you know me too well!

Perris0707 Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2024 8:56 a.m. PST

My "weakness"of "goes to conventions for the food" is actually partially true! I had some GREAT eating experiences on my last trip to Historicon. Many of the establishments in downtown Lancaster have excellent food! The food markets are fantastic.

Shagnasty Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2024 10:08 a.m. PST

True until I tried scrapple one year at Historicon. I guess that experience balanced the pleasure of discovering Yuengling beer.

Bismarck01 Apr 2024 10:14 a.m. PST

I am a bit old, but I sure do enjoy my army of Playboy
bunnies with guns! ;-)

Thanks Bill, I look forward to this every year. Lot
of fun.

DisasterWargamer Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2024 12:23 p.m. PST

When are the Bunnies arriving?

Michael May Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2024 12:23 p.m. PST

I also have an army of Playboy bunnies, one of whom looks a lot like singer Debra Harry.
Now I'm gonna have to paint an army of Green Beret squirrels to go up against 'em!
Anybody know where I can find the Lagomorphs vs. Rodents rules?

Little Red01 Apr 2024 12:28 p.m. PST

How did you know???

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP01 Apr 2024 12:51 p.m. PST

Has an army of Playboy bunnies with guns.
picture

Yes … inlgames.com/bunbun.htm … so, was that a random thing or did it actually target me?

Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian01 Apr 2024 2:57 p.m. PST

so, was that a random thing or did it actually target me?

Random, 1 in 50 chance! grin

Wolfhag Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2024 4:51 p.m. PST

Mine is "invests in wargames"

That's why I fired my stock broker and am suing him.

Wolfhag

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP01 Apr 2024 5:11 p.m. PST

Do you know how to make a small fortune in the wargaming market?

Start with a large fortune!

rustymusket01 Apr 2024 5:30 p.m. PST

Actually FaceTime 24/7, but you were close, so I will give you the point. (Hey, where do you get the Playboy Bunnies; maybe in a larger scale?)

Personal logo gamertom Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2024 6:09 p.m. PST

As I've not been to Historicon, it's true I never talk about what happened there.

Stryderg Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2024 7:09 p.m. PST

I had heard that resin minis taste like chicken. ummmm, chiiickeeen.

Wolfhag Supporting Member of TMP02 Apr 2024 12:10 p.m. PST

On Tango's page it says:

I'm really Bill.

Wolfhag

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP03 Apr 2024 12:40 p.m. PST

Hey, where do you get the Playboy Bunnies; maybe in a larger scale?

If you're on the Internet and you can't find several sources for 1:1, you're not looking hard enough.

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